"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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If you know the solution, this might actually come in handy sometimes. Ha.




You have 2 condoms.

You want to sleep with 3 different chicks,all of them have different STDs.

You dont want to get sick yourself, but dont want to pass something down from one chick to another either.

WWJD?



p.s. There IS a solution.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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I never heard this riddle before but heres my take on the answer!

Yo have sex with HB1, then do it with HB2. Now the two condoms are used so you have a bit of a prob!

My solution: Put on the condom you used on HB1 and, on top of that put on the condom you used on HB2 INSIDE OUT so that the outside is STD free and the condom on your d!ck is STD free too!

Right?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Use the 2 condoms on the first 2 girls....and then **** the 3rd one up the ass pipe?:confused:
 

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Seen this before...But I've always wonderd - If you know these three b!tches all have STDs, then what are you doing trying to bone all three? Even if a check was a 10 I still wouldn't go near her if there's cottage cheese oozing out down below.
 

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Originally posted by silverwex
I never heard this riddle before but heres my take on the answer!

Yo have sex with HB1, then do it with HB2. Now the two condoms are used so you have a bit of a prob!

My solution: Put on the condom you used on HB1 and, on top of that put on the condom you used on HB2 INSIDE OUT so that the outside is STD free and the condom on your d!ck is STD free too!

Right?
no, if when doin a 3rd one you flip the top condom inside out, you will knock her up..cause your err...stuff is on that side.


and ffs its a riddle,stop sayin dont sleep with chicks with STDs....
 

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use 1 condom with chick number 1
use the same condom but put the other one too (use 2 condoms)
still with condom #1 use the second condom in the other side.


hmnnnnn still would pass from chick 2 to chick 3....
 

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Wear both condoms with girl number 1.

Take off the first condom and do girl number 2.

Put the first condom back on inside out over the top of the second condom and do girl number 3.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
Wear both condoms with girl number 1.

Take off the first condom and do girl number 2.

Put the first condom back on inside out over the top of the second condom and do girl number 3.

:cool:
 

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Originally posted by affliction
Use the 2 condoms on the first 2 girls....and then **** the 3rd one up the ass pipe?:confused:
You get STD's from anal sex too...
You got BURNED. At least your **** did. :p
 
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