"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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If you know the solution, this might actually come in handy sometimes. Ha.




You have 2 condoms.

You want to sleep with 3 different chicks,all of them have different STDs.

You dont want to get sick yourself, but dont want to pass something down from one chick to another either.

WWJD?



p.s. There IS a solution.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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I never heard this riddle before but heres my take on the answer!

Yo have sex with HB1, then do it with HB2. Now the two condoms are used so you have a bit of a prob!

My solution: Put on the condom you used on HB1 and, on top of that put on the condom you used on HB2 INSIDE OUT so that the outside is STD free and the condom on your d!ck is STD free too!

Right?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Use the 2 condoms on the first 2 girls....and then **** the 3rd one up the ass pipe?:confused:
 
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Seen this before...But I've always wonderd - If you know these three b!tches all have STDs, then what are you doing trying to bone all three? Even if a check was a 10 I still wouldn't go near her if there's cottage cheese oozing out down below.
 
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Originally posted by silverwex
I never heard this riddle before but heres my take on the answer!

Yo have sex with HB1, then do it with HB2. Now the two condoms are used so you have a bit of a prob!

My solution: Put on the condom you used on HB1 and, on top of that put on the condom you used on HB2 INSIDE OUT so that the outside is STD free and the condom on your d!ck is STD free too!

Right?
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no, if when doin a 3rd one you flip the top condom inside out, you will knock her up..cause your err...stuff is on that side.


and ffs its a riddle,stop sayin dont sleep with chicks with STDs....
 
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use 1 condom with chick number 1
use the same condom but put the other one too (use 2 condoms)
still with condom #1 use the second condom in the other side.


hmnnnnn still would pass from chick 2 to chick 3....
 
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Wear both condoms with girl number 1.

Take off the first condom and do girl number 2.

Put the first condom back on inside out over the top of the second condom and do girl number 3.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
Wear both condoms with girl number 1.

Take off the first condom and do girl number 2.

Put the first condom back on inside out over the top of the second condom and do girl number 3.
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:cool:
 
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Originally posted by affliction
Use the 2 condoms on the first 2 girls....and then **** the 3rd one up the ass pipe?:confused:
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You get STD's from anal sex too...
You got BURNED. At least your **** did. :p
 
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