"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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A girl I like has a BF, but she seems to be giving me a chance in seeing me & study

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Originally posted by backbreaker
Roger 10-40 to base we have a S(super)-AFC preparing to take an emergency crash landing in the middle of the desert... Over

Base: Rodger that 10-40, this is going to be a tough landing, looks like the tip of your plane is over is dipping downards, your going to go in face first. How did this happen? Over...


10-40: 10-40 to base, looks like we were ramsacked with a couple of LJBF missles, we tried to put our C&F blockades up, but there were just too many missles to combat. Then she threw a LTRBF scud at us and it was all downhill from there.
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HAHA! Genius! I just spat my drink all over my kb when I read this!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by submissivedave
You guys don't understand man ...

I don't wanna bang her ...

I sincerely and honestly like her ...

Peace!
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We know that!!! Geez!! We are just making you realize that right now your mindset of being a hopeless romantic is getting you...........NO WHERE!!! B-itch slap that AFC within you and go read the bible bro.



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If you like her as a friend then what's all the trouble about? I think you wanna be her boyfriend but you don't actually want to **** her. What do you think it's all about? It's all about ****ing. Go find a real fat unattractive pig and she'll let you be her special friend.
 
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okay, and answer this question in all honesty.


would YOU date YOU if you were acting like you are acting?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Originally posted by backbreaker
okay, and answer this question in all honesty.


would YOU date YOU if you were acting like you are acting?
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I guess I would because I am so brutally honest ...
 
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