"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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A girl I like has a BF, but she seems to be giving me a chance in seeing me & study

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Originally posted by backbreaker
Roger 10-40 to base we have a S(super)-AFC preparing to take an emergency crash landing in the middle of the desert... Over

Base: Rodger that 10-40, this is going to be a tough landing, looks like the tip of your plane is over is dipping downards, your going to go in face first. How did this happen? Over...


10-40: 10-40 to base, looks like we were ramsacked with a couple of LJBF missles, we tried to put our C&F blockades up, but there were just too many missles to combat. Then she threw a LTRBF scud at us and it was all downhill from there.
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HAHA! Genius! I just spat my drink all over my kb when I read this!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by submissivedave
You guys don't understand man ...

I don't wanna bang her ...

I sincerely and honestly like her ...

Peace!
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We know that!!! Geez!! We are just making you realize that right now your mindset of being a hopeless romantic is getting you...........NO WHERE!!! B-itch slap that AFC within you and go read the bible bro.



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If you like her as a friend then what's all the trouble about? I think you wanna be her boyfriend but you don't actually want to **** her. What do you think it's all about? It's all about ****ing. Go find a real fat unattractive pig and she'll let you be her special friend.
 
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okay, and answer this question in all honesty.


would YOU date YOU if you were acting like you are acting?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Originally posted by backbreaker
okay, and answer this question in all honesty.


would YOU date YOU if you were acting like you are acting?
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I guess I would because I am so brutally honest ...
 
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