"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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A girl I like has a BF, but she seems to be giving me a chance in seeing me & study

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Originally posted by backbreaker
Roger 10-40 to base we have a S(super)-AFC preparing to take an emergency crash landing in the middle of the desert... Over

Base: Rodger that 10-40, this is going to be a tough landing, looks like the tip of your plane is over is dipping downards, your going to go in face first. How did this happen? Over...


10-40: 10-40 to base, looks like we were ramsacked with a couple of LJBF missles, we tried to put our C&F blockades up, but there were just too many missles to combat. Then she threw a LTRBF scud at us and it was all downhill from there.
HAHA! Genius! I just spat my drink all over my kb when I read this!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Pimp-sicle

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Originally posted by submissivedave
You guys don't understand man ...

I don't wanna bang her ...

I sincerely and honestly like her ...

Peace!
We know that!!! Geez!! We are just making you realize that right now your mindset of being a hopeless romantic is getting you...........NO WHERE!!! B-itch slap that AFC within you and go read the bible bro.



PIMP
 

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If you like her as a friend then what's all the trouble about? I think you wanna be her boyfriend but you don't actually want to **** her. What do you think it's all about? It's all about ****ing. Go find a real fat unattractive pig and she'll let you be her special friend.
 

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okay, and answer this question in all honesty.


would YOU date YOU if you were acting like you are acting?
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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submissivedave

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Originally posted by backbreaker
okay, and answer this question in all honesty.


would YOU date YOU if you were acting like you are acting?
I guess I would because I am so brutally honest ...
 
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