"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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A few Chicks Comin Over (Answers ASAP)

werdmaster

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I have like 4 girls coming to my house tonite. There ar elike 3 guys, which works out cuz one is a UG.

What are some good things to do?
Any movie suggestions?
Beer Pong?
Wat kind of music?


MOst importantly how can I seal the deal with one of the chicks after chillin with everyone?
Shud I just kiss her or something?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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oakraiderz2

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Get some cards and play strip poker...play any game that involves stripping or something riske like that.
 

DJoneday

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give her some attention, then take it away and focus more on the group, then when things settle down a bit give her some more. Get something going where everyone is more chilled out, then go for it.
 

AC/DC

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Have something fun for you to do. Give the guys condoms.

Make sure you all have a movie to watch and a girl to be with. In the middle of the movie or whatever, take your girl out of the room, into another room, and just be like "I have a surprise for you, but I have to whisper it so no one else knows about it." Put your head real close to her face, and instead of going by her ear, stop in front of her face, smile, and be like "surprise!" and kiss her.

Pimp move, pimp night.:cool:
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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