Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
A DJ's weekly schedule
- Thread starter Slam_Jam
- Start date
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Egoist
Master Don Juan
Simeon
Don Juan
lmao, this is a fair question imo but that ^^^ just made me chuckle :crackup:
Monday: Climbed Mount Everest. ****ed a HB when i reached the top
Tuesday: Challenged Tyson to a boxing match. ****ed a long term FB of mine after i knocked his ass.
Wednesday: Went surfing and made sure there was a shark present, just to make it more DJ. ****ed a HB later on in the day
Thursday: Went shopping and brought this pink polo shirt.
Friday: Got a tan and plucked my eyebrows. Approached a HB in the girls toilet, **** closed her later on.
Saturday: Added a few touches of blonde to my hair, like the front part. Got sucked off later on in the day and thats about it.
Sunday: Rest day
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
4:30 am - work
1:30 pm - off work
2:00 pm - I get home and take a 30 minute nap
2:30 - I eat. relax, watch some TV and current events
3:30 - get on the net, work on my websites
5:30 - go out work a walk
6:30 - 8:00 - I work out (including breaks)
8:00: spend 15-20 minutes on sosuave
8:30: Back to working on my sites
11:00 pm - sleep
Guitarist26
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Master Don Juan
Monday: remember not to make a schedule (like some over-organised loser with too much time on his hands).
Rest of the week: Flame people who do
ethnomethodologist
Master Don Juan
If I didn't know better, I thought u were going to say you closed her right there
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.