Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
lmao, this is a fair question imo but that ^^^ just made me chuckle :crackup:Originally posted by Egoist
what. the. fvck.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
:crackup:Originally posted by dannyc
This is what i done last week. Its pretty much as Don Juan as you can get.
Monday: Climbed Mount Everest. ****ed a HB when i reached the top
Tuesday: Challenged Tyson to a boxing match. ****ed a long term FB of mine after i knocked his ass.
Wednesday: Went surfing and made sure there was a shark present, just to make it more DJ. ****ed a HB later on in the day
Thursday: Went shopping and brought this pink polo shirt.
Friday: Got a tan and plucked my eyebrows. Approached a HB in the girls toilet, **** closed her later on.
Saturday: Added a few touches of blonde to my hair, like the front part. Got sucked off later on in the day and thats about it.
Sunday: Rest day
If I didn't know better, I thought u were going to say you closed her right thereOriginally posted by dannyc
Approached a HB in the girls toilet, **** closed her later on.
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
That was ****ing hi-larious!Originally posted by dannyc
This is what i done last week. Its pretty much as Don Juan as you can get.
Monday: Climbed Mount Everest. ****ed a HB when i reached the top
Tuesday: Challenged Tyson to a boxing match. ****ed a long term FB of mine after i knocked his ass.
Wednesday: Went surfing and made sure there was a shark present, just to make it more DJ. ****ed a HB later on in the day
Thursday: Went shopping and brought this pink polo shirt.
Friday: Got a tan and plucked my eyebrows. Approached a HB in the girls toilet, **** closed her later on.
Saturday: Added a few touches of blonde to my hair, like the front part. Got sucked off later on in the day and thats about it.
Sunday: Rest day