undesputable
Master Don Juan
hahaha....this is pretty clever and funny if youre not inclined to being a nerd (no offense), i actually cant stop laughing... its a pretty odd conceptof bringing math into a don juans life
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
A DJ Theory: Mathematically Proven! (now with calculator)
- Thread starter HuuBinh
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“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
Alexis Zorba
Don Juan
Ughh Calculus
That reminds me I have to study for the Calculus final.
Either you have too much spare time or you are a true believer in Bertrand Rusell's saying which (paraphrasing) says something like :"Mathematics when fully understood posess not only the absolute truth but also perfect beauty"
Personally I don't know which one is worse...
Hey Gio, I take from this that you are not exactly math's most arduous enthusiast are you?
Alexis Zorba
That reminds me I have to study for the Calculus final.
Either you have too much spare time or you are a true believer in Bertrand Rusell's saying which (paraphrasing) says something like :"Mathematics when fully understood posess not only the absolute truth but also perfect beauty"
Personally I don't know which one is worse...
Hey Gio, I take from this that you are not exactly math's most arduous enthusiast are you?
Change " readingthis post " for "IB" and that's the story of my life...
Alexis Zorba
rgeere
Master Don Juan
I still don't understand how that totals to 1.39, the other one totals something diffrent.
In[20/(2*4) + [20/(2*6)]=ln(4.16)=1.43
Uh no this is how math should be, the girl's interest level does not matter unless she likes you already. This is my math equation.
1. She wants to spend less time with me = My interest goes down and I spend less time with her. THAT IS HOW GIRLS THINK. This is there way of letting the guy go.
Stop rationalizing all these excuses to assume that the girl wants you, if she wants you she will make it easy, she will tell you that she wants to see you, etc.
1. She wants to spend less time with me = My interest goes down and I spend less time with her. THAT IS HOW GIRLS THINK. This is there way of letting the guy go.
Stop rationalizing all these excuses to assume that the girl wants you, if she wants you she will make it easy, she will tell you that she wants to see you, etc.
rgeere
Master Don Juan
You do understand that it was partly a joke, right?
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
rgeere
Master Don Juan
Never mind, I found a scientific calculator that does it for me.
I would like to know how to do that long hand, though.
Scientific Calculator
i'm happy so many replied, thanks for all your comments.
it's just that i'm an economics major, and it involves a lot math.
since this forum has helped me greatly, i thought it'd be nice to prove one of the dj concept that being a challenge (by limiting your time, phone calls, gifts, compliments etc...) can really enhance a girl's interest.
you might think that i have too much time, but i took me less than an hour to prove this concept. the more sophisticated dj concepts would require a lot more time.
it's just that i'm an economics major, and it involves a lot math.
since this forum has helped me greatly, i thought it'd be nice to prove one of the dj concept that being a challenge (by limiting your time, phone calls, gifts, compliments etc...) can really enhance a girl's interest.
you might think that i have too much time, but i took me less than an hour to prove this concept. the more sophisticated dj concepts would require a lot more time.
rgeere
Master Don Juan
Yeah, that was pretty cool. Post more of those, I like to solve them.
Player_Supreme
Banned
Dam Hu! you've got too much time on your hands. Maybe you should spend it boning women instead of caculating the square (no pun intended) root of a kiss multiplied by the hypoten. of the circumference of her fat head divided by 0
Mr.Fortesque
Don Juan
LOL! that was cool! I am doing my Maths exams in one week, but this was too much + language barier... hehe I just brought my calculator to look at that mystery with "In[20/(2*5) + [20/(2*5)]=ln(4)=1.39" 
One guy(in our school) is crazy in Math...Here is one funny story about him. We have the maths, he was in our classroom(we are not in same class) and we were doing some exercises, suddenly school radio had said, that his class is going to be photographed in school garden in 5 minutes...so he left our class to do photo.In 7 minutes he was back totaly breathless and sat down next to me and started doing exercise.
I asked him: What happend? Didn't U just run all the way to the class(this class is on fourth floor ). (in funny way )
he said: yes.
Iwtf!) U must be joking! (I still didn't believe...that)
he: yes, i did. (and was dissapointed, that he couldn't hear, what teacher had said, while I was asking him about this)
yesterday, one friend of mine told me, that he even has a mathematical formula for finding the best girl for him.....LOL!
One guy(in our school) is crazy in Math...Here is one funny story about him. We have the maths, he was in our classroom(we are not in same class) and we were doing some exercises, suddenly school radio had said, that his class is going to be photographed in school garden in 5 minutes...so he left our class to do photo.In 7 minutes he was back totaly breathless and sat down next to me and started doing exercise.
I asked him: What happend? Didn't U just run all the way to the class(this class is on fourth floor
). (in funny way ) he said: yes.
I
wtf!) U must be joking! (I still didn't believe...that)he: yes, i did. (and was dissapointed, that he couldn't hear, what teacher had said, while I was asking him about this)
yesterday, one friend of mine told me, that he even has a mathematical formula for finding the best girl for him.....LOL!
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Ass Breaker
Banned
Its not math, it is science you moron!
Seduction is MUCH more complicated than your crude equations.
I suggest studying quantum physics, rocket science and just for laughs toss a little string theory into the mix. After 8 years of rigorous study you should be able to identify the unified field source of the universe and calculate the exact time and place of the singularity that gave birth to time itself, THEN you will be a true DJ!
Seduction is MUCH more complicated than your crude equations.
I suggest studying quantum physics, rocket science and just for laughs toss a little string theory into the mix. After 8 years of rigorous study you should be able to identify the unified field source of the universe and calculate the exact time and place of the singularity that gave birth to time itself, THEN you will be a true DJ!
There is only one problem with this, so you work the formula and get her interest level value to rise, then you go and tell her about your little formula working and bingo you've been nexted!
One of us should hand this in as a maths assignment, cos it seems to all add up. Maybe we should get this guy to work on a magical formula to get any girl 'y', given situation 'x', location 'z', and a collection of other alpha males 'w[]'?. I know I'd be interested in that.
One of us should hand this in as a maths assignment, cos it seems to all add up. Maybe we should get this guy to work on a magical formula to get any girl 'y', given situation 'x', location 'z', and a collection of other alpha males 'w[]'?. I know I'd be interested in that.
squirrels
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I was an Econ major too, but I'm still in the camp that wants to go upside your head with a rock.
When this formula gets you laid, let us know.
rgeere
Master Don Juan
Ohh, give him a break, there might be some sort of freaky math female out there that would appreciate a man of this caliber.Originally posted by squirrels
I was an Econ major too, but I'm still in the camp that wants to go upside your head with a rock.
When this formula gets you laid, let us know.
Atleast he knows how to budget his time, and interest.....
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
2xp
Don Juan
one of the funniest thread i've ever read
I think Huu is a very funny DJ, although i couldn't finish the "thing" (just a bit of speed-reading)
It kinds of remind me of a post I read a few weeks ago, about a guy who liked to disguise as a tiger with his girlfriend (in the bedroom area ...) and he asked help in the forum for advice, so that he can convince the girl. He said that he found it completely normal
Actually, I REALLY think these guys can seduce some girls out there. Their way of thinking is so weird, it's like pook's post about "showing your world" (i don't recall the real title, it was about becoming the prince for the girl), it's kindof sweet and artistic thing.... being crazy and showing it in an original way.... although i wouldn't recommend trying it
I think Huu is a very funny DJ, although i couldn't finish the "thing" (just a bit of speed-reading)
It kinds of remind me of a post I read a few weeks ago, about a guy who liked to disguise as a tiger with his girlfriend (in the bedroom area ...) and he asked help in the forum for advice, so that he can convince the girl. He said that he found it completely normal
Actually, I REALLY think these guys can seduce some girls out there. Their way of thinking is so weird, it's like pook's post about "showing your world" (i don't recall the real title, it was about becoming the prince for the girl), it's kindof sweet and artistic thing.... being crazy and showing it in an original way.... although i wouldn't recommend trying it
I don't agree with your conception of the happiness functions. I think that the function of happiness with respect to dating should be more parabolic. That is, the happiness is LOW at the EXTREMES and HIGH in the MIDDLE. It seems that in your theroy you take interest level to mean happiness, where it should be interest level MULTIPLIED by the parabolic function to equal total happiness dervied from dating.
Women are good to an extent, but then they start to drive you f*ckin' nuts when you hang around them too much.
Women are good to an extent, but then they start to drive you f*ckin' nuts when you hang around them too much.
Giovanni Casanova
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It is an absolute wonder that anyone on this board ever gets laid.
Mr.Fortesque
Don Juan
LOOOOOL!
this is one of the funniest post ever!
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.