"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
A DJ teaches his woman a valuable shopping lesson.
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“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
comic_relief
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thats awesome
Doro Ajani
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Priceless!!!
I'm going to immediately find a way to incorporate this...
Doro Ajani
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Well done, that brought a tear to my eye...
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
So pimp its scary
Master Don Juan
That is money!!!
and a GOOD BURNN!
and a GOOD BURNN!
gringocowboy
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super hilarious...damn
California Love
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Damn! That hit the spot quite nicely
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
KiInCollege
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lol!
WaterTiger
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ROTFLMAO
See? This is why I always left my boyfriends HOME and went shopping by my self!
See? This is why I always left my boyfriends HOME and went shopping by my self!
Spike_the_cowboy
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ROTFLMAO!!!!
Thats great! I love it!
squirrels
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Yeah, but with whose credit card?Originally posted by WaterTiger
ROTFLMAO
See? This is why I always left my boyfriends HOME and went shopping by my self!
Paintballguy
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That guy deserves a medal.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Why's there a b1tch at this website? She must be getting hints on countering boys. Too bad she's part of the inferior gender.Originally posted by WaterTiger
ROTFLMAO
See? This is why I always left my boyfriends HOME and went shopping by my self!
No Ma'am.
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Thats guys my new hero.