"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
A DJ teaches his woman a valuable shopping lesson.
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
comic_relief
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thats awesome
Doro Ajani
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Priceless!!!
I'm going to immediately find a way to incorporate this...
Doro Ajani
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Well done, that brought a tear to my eye...
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
So pimp its scary
Master Don Juan
That is money!!!
and a GOOD BURNN!
and a GOOD BURNN!
gringocowboy
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super hilarious...damn
California Love
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Damn! That hit the spot quite nicely
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
KiInCollege
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lol!
WaterTiger
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ROTFLMAO
See? This is why I always left my boyfriends HOME and went shopping by my self!
See? This is why I always left my boyfriends HOME and went shopping by my self!
Spike_the_cowboy
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ROTFLMAO!!!!
Thats great! I love it!
squirrels
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Yeah, but with whose credit card?Originally posted by WaterTiger
ROTFLMAO
See? This is why I always left my boyfriends HOME and went shopping by my self!
Paintballguy
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That guy deserves a medal.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Why's there a b1tch at this website? She must be getting hints on countering boys. Too bad she's part of the inferior gender.Originally posted by WaterTiger
ROTFLMAO
See? This is why I always left my boyfriends HOME and went shopping by my self!
No Ma'am.
explusminus
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Thats guys my new hero.