"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
A DJ teaches his woman a valuable shopping lesson.
- Thread starter theknopfler
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
thats awesome
Doro Ajani
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Priceless!!!
I'm going to immediately find a way to incorporate this...
Doro Ajani
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Well done, that brought a tear to my eye...
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
So pimp its scary
Master Don Juan
That is money!!!
and a GOOD BURNN!
and a GOOD BURNN!
gringocowboy
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super hilarious...damn
California Love
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Damn! That hit the spot quite nicely
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
KiInCollege
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lol!
WaterTiger
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ROTFLMAO
See? This is why I always left my boyfriends HOME and went shopping by my self!
See? This is why I always left my boyfriends HOME and went shopping by my self!
Spike_the_cowboy
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ROTFLMAO!!!!
Thats great! I love it!
squirrels
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Yeah, but with whose credit card?Originally posted by WaterTiger
ROTFLMAO
See? This is why I always left my boyfriends HOME and went shopping by my self!
Paintballguy
Master Don Juan
That guy deserves a medal.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Why's there a b1tch at this website? She must be getting hints on countering boys. Too bad she's part of the inferior gender.Originally posted by WaterTiger
ROTFLMAO
See? This is why I always left my boyfriends HOME and went shopping by my self!
No Ma'am.
explusminus
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Thats guys my new hero.