"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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A cuckoobird and her sex doll. LMFAO!

Naughty Ninja

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LMFAO! Think you've dealt with crazy chicks in your life? This broad takes the "wedding" cake! (At least the lifelike lookalike sex doll doesn't have a brain to deal with this brainless lunachick!) Chick looks like a porn star for some reason. Most likely and trying to sell it. If not. Chick is straight off the nutwagon..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oXqn9BZ4SU
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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she doesn't really look that good at all and has fat arms...but holy crap she is a freak....i am a bit embarassed to admit that turned me on...i would hit and quit it for sure..
 

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zinc4 said:
she doesn't really look that good at all and has fat arms...but holy crap she is a freak....i am a bit embarassed to admit that turned me on...i would hit and quit it for sure..
Lol, how about a threesome with the doll. Almost like banging twins. :rockon: ... that are married... and sleep together. Sh!t that sounds hot.
 

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I'm officially disgusted with this world... WTF...
 

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Note how the doll is much fitter than the real thing...lol.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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