"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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A cuckoobird and her sex doll. LMFAO!

Naughty Ninja

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LMFAO! Think you've dealt with crazy chicks in your life? This broad takes the "wedding" cake! (At least the lifelike lookalike sex doll doesn't have a brain to deal with this brainless lunachick!) Chick looks like a porn star for some reason. Most likely and trying to sell it. If not. Chick is straight off the nutwagon..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oXqn9BZ4SU
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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she doesn't really look that good at all and has fat arms...but holy crap she is a freak....i am a bit embarassed to admit that turned me on...i would hit and quit it for sure..
 

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zinc4 said:
she doesn't really look that good at all and has fat arms...but holy crap she is a freak....i am a bit embarassed to admit that turned me on...i would hit and quit it for sure..
Lol, how about a threesome with the doll. Almost like banging twins. :rockon: ... that are married... and sleep together. Sh!t that sounds hot.
 

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I'm officially disgusted with this world... WTF...
 

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Note how the doll is much fitter than the real thing...lol.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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