"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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A cuckoobird and her sex doll. LMFAO!

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LMFAO! Think you've dealt with crazy chicks in your life? This broad takes the "wedding" cake! (At least the lifelike lookalike sex doll doesn't have a brain to deal with this brainless lunachick!) Chick looks like a porn star for some reason. Most likely and trying to sell it. If not. Chick is straight off the nutwagon..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oXqn9BZ4SU
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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she doesn't really look that good at all and has fat arms...but holy crap she is a freak....i am a bit embarassed to admit that turned me on...i would hit and quit it for sure..
 

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zinc4 said:
she doesn't really look that good at all and has fat arms...but holy crap she is a freak....i am a bit embarassed to admit that turned me on...i would hit and quit it for sure..
Lol, how about a threesome with the doll. Almost like banging twins. :rockon: ... that are married... and sleep together. Sh!t that sounds hot.
 

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I'm officially disgusted with this world... WTF...
 

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Note how the doll is much fitter than the real thing...lol.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

Read more...

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