"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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A Common Trait Among Toxic Females

Zapp Brannigan

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You're having a conversation early on, and something is brought up to where she says "I cried." The detail of that doesn't have anything to do with what was previously said, and what they claimed to have cried to isn't very/supposed to be sad at all. If you or a person in the group doesn't respond to it, the girl will bring it up again, and say it louder but this time with a tone like "When Aladdin took Jasmine on the magic carpet I CRIED" or "My iPhone screen broke after I let it fall out of my purse for the 3rd time :cry: "

There are people who cry during movies/TV shows with emotional scenes, and there's nothing wrong with that. But what I've noticed is the females who tell people that are strangers to them that they cried tend to be very toxic people. It's like they want to convince you they aren't toxic by telling a likely made up detail of crying to something to make you think they're emotional.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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******** is a bad word that's why.

Now you get me thinking , 0P. Thinking of the two most toxic women I know yeah one has done what you said. I don't think the other one did though. Thanks for the tip definitely something to watch for.

Edit: sh|t Sideways I thought u were jokin. Blocked the same word for me lmao
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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_sideways_ said:
Big sister is watching



Gotta love the humor in the mod or site admin who made it a bad word:up:
 

LMFAO

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The swear filter here is rather laughable. A forum about having sex and they censor words about having sex, and for some odd reason w0manese.
 

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Zapp Brannigan said:
You're having a conversation early on, and something is brought up to where she says "I cried." The detail of that doesn't have anything to do with what was previously said, and what they claimed to have cried to isn't very/supposed to be sad at all. If you or a person in the group doesn't respond to it, the girl will bring it up again, and say it louder but this time with a tone like "When Aladdin took Jasmine on the magic carpet I CRIED" or "My iPhone screen broke after I let it fall out of my purse for the 3rd time :cry: "

There are people who cry during movies/TV shows with emotional scenes, and there's nothing wrong with that. But what I've noticed is the females who tell people that are strangers to them that they cried tend to be very toxic people. It's like they want to convince you they aren't toxic by telling a likely made up detail of crying to something to make you think they're emotional.
Then I need help, all the women I seem to be f***ing about with these days are toxic people..oh my, help me :cry:

I cried.

this is wisdom Zapp Brannigan!!
 

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christoff522 said:
Then I need help, all the women I seem to be f***ing about with these days are toxic people..oh my, help me :cry:

I cried.

this is wisdom Zapp Brannigan!!
That's so sad I cried..............wait no acknowledgement? I just told a complete stranger a detail of shedding crocodile tears to convince them I'm not a toxic predator posing as a house pet, let's try it again. I CRIED!!!! :cry: :cry: :cry:

Be careful with them.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Don't pay attention to what she says... only what she does. A woman that is demonstrably over emotional is a red flag. But the biggest red flag is absence of organization. .. time management problems. If her car looks like a rolling trash can or it takes her 5 minutes to find anything in her packed full purse... that is a good indication she is a mess in other aspects of her life.
 

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RangerMIke said:
If her car looks like a rolling trash can or it takes her 5 minutes to find anything in her packed full purse... that is a good indication she is a mess in other aspects of her life.
LMAO!
 
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