"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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57 yo former super model needs rescued.

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She has been posing nude already and making news for it.
I'm waiting for some guy (invariably an incel-tier frustrated chump :rolleyes: ) to do an analysis of how women tend to show more skin as they decline from super-hot young maiden to their "mature phase".
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Not gonna lie, I jacked off to her swimsuit pics a few times as a teenager hahaha
I usually like to see the lips when I fap, but sometimes even with the Golden Vajaya covered, it still works. I have a video from a Middle Eastern chick that is fully clothed in athletic pants, and she's even a little (just a little) on the chunky side, but I have never seen an a33 move around like that, so I keep it on the hard drive. :cool:
 

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She is giving it away for free and not monetizing it, that's her problem.
Her husband's estate settled with her for an undisclosed, mulit-million dollar amount. She may have 99 problems, but getting rich ain't one.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Start an OnlyFans. Her money issues would be gone in 24 hours with the simps out there today.
Her peer, Carol Alt started an OnlyFans page.


Paulina Porizkova has posed nude a number of times in recent years and gotten media attention for it.
 

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You started a thread offering proof last year that older women can do well on OnlyFans.

I know GILF's that slay on OF. Simping has no bounds, nor standards. As long as men want box, there's a sucker born every minute. There's also an ass for every seat.

Hell, the girl next door might have OF and you wouldn't know. But I know mine does...several nights I took out the trash, I heard her screaming and moaning. Designated neighborhood thot with 3, autistic kids, 2 baby daddy's in jail, and a partridge in a pear tree. And age 23.

Women live life on easy mode for real. There will be some rich simp that'll save her. Tyrone, Hiroshi, and Enrique piped her good, but left when she wanted to get committed.
 

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Skinny older woman make me want to be violent with them and have violent sex. They like it too. It’s sick. It’s dangerous. But older skinny women all get that same treatment. They keep coming back for more as long as you are abusive with them and show them a fun time while being abusive.
 

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Old super model left out of her late husband's will, and dumped by her boyfriend. States that the only guys that want her have already fuhked her friends.

Awwwww. How sad. I feel really really really sorry for her. NOT!

The hag who was accustomed to using and abusing men is now left in the cold and her long con game of sticking with her sugar daddy husband in the hopes of winning the mega millions jackpot upon his death just didn't pan out. Boo hoo!
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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