MatureDJ
Master Don Juan
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I'm waiting for some guy (invariably an incel-tier frustrated chumpShe has been posing nude already and making news for it.
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
I'm waiting for some guy (invariably an incel-tier frustrated chumpShe has been posing nude already and making news for it.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
I usually like to see the lips when I fap, but sometimes even with the Golden Vajaya covered, it still works. I have a video from a Middle Eastern chick that is fully clothed in athletic pants, and she's even a little (just a little) on the chunky side, but I have never seen an a33 move around like that, so I keep it on the hard drive.Not gonna lie, I jacked off to her swimsuit pics a few times as a teenager hahaha
Her husband's estate settled with her for an undisclosed, mulit-million dollar amount. She may have 99 problems, but getting rich ain't one.She is giving it away for free and not monetizing it, that's her problem.
To women, complaining is a form of therapy.She complains regardless. All over the map.
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
She got rescued by a TV writer.
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Paulina Porizkova goes Instagram-official with new boyfriend: Who is Jeff Greenstein?
The new couple posted a photo of themselves deleting the Raya app from their phones at the same time.www.yahoo.com
Her peer, Carol Alt started an OnlyFans page.Start an OnlyFans. Her money issues would be gone in 24 hours with the simps out there today.
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I know GILF's that slay on OF. Simping has no bounds, nor standards. As long as men want box, there's a sucker born every minute. There's also an ass for every seat.You started a thread offering proof last year that older women can do well on OnlyFans.
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Post wall average 39 year old woman making 500K a year on OnlyFans for mild content...sad state of men
So disgraceful dudes are that thirsty these days they would pay to see mild content from an average looking post wall 39 year old woman... What the hell is wrong with these dudes? https://news.yahoo.com/meet-family-behind-texas-thighs-083012479.htmlwww.sosuave.net
Awwwww. How sad. I feel really really really sorry for her. NOT!Old super model left out of her late husband's will, and dumped by her boyfriend. States that the only guys that want her have already fuhked her friends.
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Paulina Porizkova shares warning for women after husband's death left her broke and 'devastated'
Paulina Porizkova is sharing advice for women after the death of her ex-husband, Ric Ocasek, "devastated" her in 2019 and she was disinherited from his will.www.foxnews.com
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.