Dimebag_Darrell
Banned
Stay blazed motherf*ckers!
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
4/20!!!!
- Thread starter Dimebag_Darrell
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Shiftkey
Master Don Juan
Why am I not surprised to see you make this post? 
ShizamDaMan
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I got wasted last night, tried to make a booty call, and got angry when she wouldn't come over. Then I hung up and texted her "you arent hot enough to have this much self respect." Then I went to sleep, woke up at 8 to puke my guts out, then went to sleep until 11 only to puke my guts out again, except 10 min before class.
Happy 4/20. The best part of the day has been getting a voice mail from said girl saying I should apologise
Happy 4/20. The best part of the day has been getting a voice mail from said girl saying I should apologise
Scrumtulescence
Master Don Juan
I'd toke up, but I'm looking for a job right now and the possiblity of getting burned on a drug test is keeping me from smoking any weed. Goddammit.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
doctoroxygen
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That there would be a post about this in AE, and by DD no less, comes as an absolute shock to me.
Brian20o2
Master Don Juan
I got high today, twice. morning, and after my workout.
doctoroxygen
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Pook?Luke!! said:
cant think of a user name
Master Don Juan
Hahaha kinda makes you think doesn't it:
Well, that explains the "Four-and-twenty Meat Pies" we have in Australia, and the ad campaign that went "Do you reckon they know what they're missing out on?"
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Dimebag_Darrell
Banned
there's this chick who I used to have oneitis a year ago and so now I hate her but she came back from Maine to visit and for revenge at the end of the night me and my friend took the girl into my car and commenced to smoke bowl after bowl of DANK ASS THAISTICK until she passed out in my car and when she woke up it was just me and her and boy did i get my revenge!! Talk about backdoors and where the sun don't shine. ha ha. Anyways, tonight there's gonna be a big party I'm going to and the girls should be fun and the boys a plenty so wish me luck on my quest for the golden punani
ShizamDaMan
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I had two pitchers of liquor (liquid dope) and smoked a bunch of weed, what did you expect? Shakespeare? Dostoyevsky?Stud said:
Not to mention I f*cking quote him in my profile.
Weed's not just for f*ck-ups anymore! Most people I know have at least tried it, but I know very few people who smoke it regularly - and of them, most are actually living as well as anybody.Luke!! said:
The whole anti-marijuana stigma stems from a lack of critical thinking. There is no moral or health objection that can reasonably raised that isn't contradicted by the fact that we have so many legal drugs (most obviously alcohol and tobacoo) that are far more damaging and intoxicating. Besides I don't like the government telling me what I can and cannot do with my own body. If I want to drink myself into my grave, that's my stupid decision. The same should apply for smoking. Marijuana should not be illegal.
I challenge you to produce a single reason to outlaw marijuana that would not apply to any legal drugs such as alcohol, tabacco, caffeine, etc.
bbestar
Banned
never but nonetheless a sinner
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
God made pot, bbestar. Why would you call it a sin? I promise that nowhere in the Bible does it says that pot is a sin. Up until the past century, it was the world's most popular medicine.
Genesis 1:12 The land produced vegetation: plants bearing seed according to their kinds and trees bearing fruit with seed in it according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good.
Genesis 1:29
Then God said, "I give you every seed-bearing plant on the face of the whole earth and every tree that has fruit with seed in it. They will be yours for food."
Genesis 1:12 The land produced vegetation: plants bearing seed according to their kinds and trees bearing fruit with seed in it according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good.
Genesis 1:29
Then God said, "I give you every seed-bearing plant on the face of the whole earth and every tree that has fruit with seed in it. They will be yours for food."
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Brian20o2
Master Don Juan
Religious freaks call it a sin because they probably think God follows the laws of the USA, and also maybe because it messes with your mind and thoughts for 4-7 hours. And the only reason it isnt legal is because the gov. can't figure out a way to control it and tax it. If they could it would be legal really quick because of how much money they could make by taxing it.
Brian20o2
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I also agree fully with Bible_Belt
Mr. Unique
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BBestar you are on a message board on how to seduce girls, arent you a sinner.