"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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4/20!!!!

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I got wasted last night, tried to make a booty call, and got angry when she wouldn't come over. Then I hung up and texted her "you arent hot enough to have this much self respect." Then I went to sleep, woke up at 8 to puke my guts out, then went to sleep until 11 only to puke my guts out again, except 10 min before class.

Happy 4/20. The best part of the day has been getting a voice mail from said girl saying I should apologise :)
 

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I'd toke up, but I'm looking for a job right now and the possiblity of getting burned on a drug test is keeping me from smoking any weed. Goddammit.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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That there would be a post about this in AE, and by DD no less, comes as an absolute shock to me.
 

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Luke!! said:
Yeh guys, this is one fvcked day. This is on a DJ forum. WTF? Chicks dont like fvck ups who smoke weed. You should just get off this forum now and go fvck your crack baby *****s
Pook?
 

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Hahaha kinda makes you think doesn't it:

The second line of the first verse in the children's nursery rhyme 'Sing a Song of Sixpence' reads: "Four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie". ("Baked" is also a common euphemism for being under the influence of cannabis). However, this poem was written long before 4:20 or the term baked entered the language.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/420_(cannabis_culture)
Well, that explains the "Four-and-twenty Meat Pies" we have in Australia, and the ad campaign that went "Do you reckon they know what they're missing out on?" :)
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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there's this chick who I used to have oneitis a year ago and so now I hate her but she came back from Maine to visit and for revenge at the end of the night me and my friend took the girl into my car and commenced to smoke bowl after bowl of DANK ASS THAISTICK until she passed out in my car and when she woke up it was just me and her and boy did i get my revenge!! Talk about backdoors and where the sun don't shine. ha ha. Anyways, tonight there's gonna be a big party I'm going to and the girls should be fun and the boys a plenty so wish me luck on my quest for the golden punani
 

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Stud said:
totally stole that line from tucker max.
I had two pitchers of liquor (liquid dope) and smoked a bunch of weed, what did you expect? Shakespeare? Dostoyevsky?

Not to mention I f*cking quote him in my profile.
 

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Luke!! said:
Yeh guys, this is one fvcked day. This is on a DJ forum. WTF? Chicks dont like fvck ups who smoke weed. You should just get off this forum now and go fvck your crack baby *****s
Weed's not just for f*ck-ups anymore! Most people I know have at least tried it, but I know very few people who smoke it regularly - and of them, most are actually living as well as anybody.

The whole anti-marijuana stigma stems from a lack of critical thinking. There is no moral or health objection that can reasonably raised that isn't contradicted by the fact that we have so many legal drugs (most obviously alcohol and tobacoo) that are far more damaging and intoxicating. Besides I don't like the government telling me what I can and cannot do with my own body. If I want to drink myself into my grave, that's my stupid decision. The same should apply for smoking. Marijuana should not be illegal.

I challenge you to produce a single reason to outlaw marijuana that would not apply to any legal drugs such as alcohol, tabacco, caffeine, etc.
 

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God made pot, bbestar. Why would you call it a sin? I promise that nowhere in the Bible does it says that pot is a sin. Up until the past century, it was the world's most popular medicine.

Genesis 1:12 The land produced vegetation: plants bearing seed according to their kinds and trees bearing fruit with seed in it according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good.

Genesis 1:29
Then God said, "I give you every seed-bearing plant on the face of the whole earth and every tree that has fruit with seed in it. They will be yours for food."
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Religious freaks call it a sin because they probably think God follows the laws of the USA, and also maybe because it messes with your mind and thoughts for 4-7 hours. And the only reason it isnt legal is because the gov. can't figure out a way to control it and tax it. If they could it would be legal really quick because of how much money they could make by taxing it.
 

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BBestar you are on a message board on how to seduce girls, arent you a sinner.
 
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