Dimebag_Darrell
Banned
Stay blazed motherf*ckers!
"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
4/20!!!!
- Thread starter Dimebag_Darrell
- Start date
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Shiftkey
Master Don Juan
Why am I not surprised to see you make this post? 
ShizamDaMan
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I got wasted last night, tried to make a booty call, and got angry when she wouldn't come over. Then I hung up and texted her "you arent hot enough to have this much self respect." Then I went to sleep, woke up at 8 to puke my guts out, then went to sleep until 11 only to puke my guts out again, except 10 min before class.
Happy 4/20. The best part of the day has been getting a voice mail from said girl saying I should apologise
Happy 4/20. The best part of the day has been getting a voice mail from said girl saying I should apologise
Scrumtulescence
Master Don Juan
I'd toke up, but I'm looking for a job right now and the possiblity of getting burned on a drug test is keeping me from smoking any weed. Goddammit.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
doctoroxygen
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That there would be a post about this in AE, and by DD no less, comes as an absolute shock to me.
Brian20o2
Master Don Juan
I got high today, twice. morning, and after my workout.
doctoroxygen
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Pook?Luke!! said:
cant think of a user name
Master Don Juan
Hahaha kinda makes you think doesn't it:
Well, that explains the "Four-and-twenty Meat Pies" we have in Australia, and the ad campaign that went "Do you reckon they know what they're missing out on?"
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Dimebag_Darrell
Banned
there's this chick who I used to have oneitis a year ago and so now I hate her but she came back from Maine to visit and for revenge at the end of the night me and my friend took the girl into my car and commenced to smoke bowl after bowl of DANK ASS THAISTICK until she passed out in my car and when she woke up it was just me and her and boy did i get my revenge!! Talk about backdoors and where the sun don't shine. ha ha. Anyways, tonight there's gonna be a big party I'm going to and the girls should be fun and the boys a plenty so wish me luck on my quest for the golden punani
ShizamDaMan
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I had two pitchers of liquor (liquid dope) and smoked a bunch of weed, what did you expect? Shakespeare? Dostoyevsky?Stud said:
Not to mention I f*cking quote him in my profile.
Weed's not just for f*ck-ups anymore! Most people I know have at least tried it, but I know very few people who smoke it regularly - and of them, most are actually living as well as anybody.Luke!! said:
The whole anti-marijuana stigma stems from a lack of critical thinking. There is no moral or health objection that can reasonably raised that isn't contradicted by the fact that we have so many legal drugs (most obviously alcohol and tobacoo) that are far more damaging and intoxicating. Besides I don't like the government telling me what I can and cannot do with my own body. If I want to drink myself into my grave, that's my stupid decision. The same should apply for smoking. Marijuana should not be illegal.
I challenge you to produce a single reason to outlaw marijuana that would not apply to any legal drugs such as alcohol, tabacco, caffeine, etc.
bbestar
Banned
never but nonetheless a sinner
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
God made pot, bbestar. Why would you call it a sin? I promise that nowhere in the Bible does it says that pot is a sin. Up until the past century, it was the world's most popular medicine.
Genesis 1:12 The land produced vegetation: plants bearing seed according to their kinds and trees bearing fruit with seed in it according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good.
Genesis 1:29
Then God said, "I give you every seed-bearing plant on the face of the whole earth and every tree that has fruit with seed in it. They will be yours for food."
Genesis 1:12 The land produced vegetation: plants bearing seed according to their kinds and trees bearing fruit with seed in it according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good.
Genesis 1:29
Then God said, "I give you every seed-bearing plant on the face of the whole earth and every tree that has fruit with seed in it. They will be yours for food."
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Brian20o2
Master Don Juan
Religious freaks call it a sin because they probably think God follows the laws of the USA, and also maybe because it messes with your mind and thoughts for 4-7 hours. And the only reason it isnt legal is because the gov. can't figure out a way to control it and tax it. If they could it would be legal really quick because of how much money they could make by taxing it.
Brian20o2
Master Don Juan
I also agree fully with Bible_Belt
Mr. Unique
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BBestar you are on a message board on how to seduce girls, arent you a sinner.