"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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29 yr old virgin girl I met on Okcupid

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I wouldn't joke about that.

He was dry because a man has no natural lubrication .. had his organs taken off but no vaginal canal put in..... and would go for anal sex in an instant.

If at her place watch out for hidden video tape - they get kicks deceiving straight men and playing it back to their queer friends.... a particularly good "denouement" may even wind up on the web.

It's a nasty world out there. The player can get played.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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blackhawk said:
I wouldn't joke about that.

He was dry because a man has no natural lubrication .. had his organs taken off but no vaginal canal put in..... and would go for anal sex in an instant.

If at her place watch out for hidden video tape - they get kicks deceiving straight men and playing it back to their queer friends.... a particularly good "denouement" may even wind up on the web.

It's a nasty world out there. The player can get played.
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Just for the record, I'm not horny anymore. :eek:
 
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lmao keep us updated, and by that I mean you better check to see if it's a dick or a pussy or else I'll singlehandedly make sure you get banned somehow
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hahahahahahah fvcking hell

well, I mean fvck. I'm pretty sure she is a girl. She definitely didn't have a ****!!!

Hairy pvssy tho - hmmmn....

anyway, this whole thing has become a bit of a mindblowing headfvck so I won't be pursuing her any further.

I was gonna hit it and quit - but now with all the virgin shnit...her being a virgin who is older then me, and now the possibility of it being a fvcking TARP im really not into it.

So I think i'll just quit without hitting it.
 
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Dude she's probably a transexual. She didn't get wet, said she'd never done this before, and she was FINE with letting you put it in her butt!!! Doesn't that seem a little strange to you?

She used to be a guy. That's why she was fine with all of that other stuff, but found it too painful to have actual intercourse. But hey don't worry about it... she was always a woman and how she just looks like one too! haha!

edit: just read Blackhawk's post.... I am in agreement with Blackhawk!
 
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