"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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29 yr old virgin girl I met on Okcupid

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I wouldn't joke about that.

He was dry because a man has no natural lubrication .. had his organs taken off but no vaginal canal put in..... and would go for anal sex in an instant.

If at her place watch out for hidden video tape - they get kicks deceiving straight men and playing it back to their queer friends.... a particularly good "denouement" may even wind up on the web.

It's a nasty world out there. The player can get played.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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blackhawk said:
I wouldn't joke about that.

He was dry because a man has no natural lubrication .. had his organs taken off but no vaginal canal put in..... and would go for anal sex in an instant.

If at her place watch out for hidden video tape - they get kicks deceiving straight men and playing it back to their queer friends.... a particularly good "denouement" may even wind up on the web.

It's a nasty world out there. The player can get played.
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Just for the record, I'm not horny anymore. :eek:
 
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lmao keep us updated, and by that I mean you better check to see if it's a dick or a pussy or else I'll singlehandedly make sure you get banned somehow
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hahahahahahah fvcking hell

well, I mean fvck. I'm pretty sure she is a girl. She definitely didn't have a ****!!!

Hairy pvssy tho - hmmmn....

anyway, this whole thing has become a bit of a mindblowing headfvck so I won't be pursuing her any further.

I was gonna hit it and quit - but now with all the virgin shnit...her being a virgin who is older then me, and now the possibility of it being a fvcking TARP im really not into it.

So I think i'll just quit without hitting it.
 
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Dude she's probably a transexual. She didn't get wet, said she'd never done this before, and she was FINE with letting you put it in her butt!!! Doesn't that seem a little strange to you?

She used to be a guy. That's why she was fine with all of that other stuff, but found it too painful to have actual intercourse. But hey don't worry about it... she was always a woman and how she just looks like one too! haha!

edit: just read Blackhawk's post.... I am in agreement with Blackhawk!
 
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