Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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20 ways to tell you're over it

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1. You have stopped competing with your ex.

2. Hearing what your ex is up to doesn't make you cry or feel worthless or angry.

3. Memories don't hurt you or make you cry.

4. You're no longer trying to prove that you're over it - to your ex or to anyone else.

5. You've stopped reading their horoscope (assuming the ex is of a different sign).

6. You don't go to places just hoping to bump into your ex.

7. You stop trying to hack into their email or constantly checking their online diary (blog) or dating site profile.

8. Hearing a special song makes you feel nostalgic and not tearful.

9. You no longer care what your ex thinks of you.

10. You stop wondering if your ex misses you.

11. You stop making excuses to get in touch.

12. You no longer drive by their home or work (or any other place you think they might be.)

13. You have actually arrived at the conclusion the break-up was "for the best".

14. When something really good or bad happens, you, inadvertently phone someone else to share it with.

15. You've stopped counting the days and weeks since the break-up.

16. By taking your power back, you have started to go back to places you enjoyed going to, but have been avoiding, because they reminded you of your ex.

17. When you are on a date with someone new, you don't keep telling stories about your ex; nor do you compare the new person with your ex.

18. When you dream about your ex, it doesn't leave you depressed for the entire day.

19. You've stopped buying the foods your ex liked out of habit, and have started to buy the foods you like.

20. You no longer hold hope you ex will come back nor would you consider re-uniting if he or she did.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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my ex is a no good *****,but. alot of those things i still do over a girl i "liked" not saying "like" anymore, and me and this girl never got 2gether lol
 

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this list shows that i am "over it" then..good to hear ;)
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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you missed a very obvious one:

21. You don't think about or imagine this is your ex when you are in bed with another girl
 

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Seems like if you don't care what happens to your ex then that pretty much sums up your entire relationship with her.
 

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Special-K said:
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5. You've stopped reading their horoscope (assuming the ex is of a different sign).
If you're reading horoscopes i have news for you. You're gay.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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typical

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WesCottII said:
If you're reading horoscopes i have news for you. You're gay.
and why is reading a horoscope make you gay ??? Get your head out of your a$$ some people have beliefs different then yours learn to accept it.

Back to the point nice list.
 

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There was a time when i did all 20 i think!

Not now.
 

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WesCottII said:
If you're reading horoscopes i have news for you. You're gay.

If you throw around the word gay like it means something, I have news for you. You're a tool.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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ye yeah

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i got over my ex completley 100% went from cut about our break up and slightly pissed off at her and wanting her back to 0% interest and attraction,

wanna know how?

she got drunk at a party 2 days after our break up,kissed me was hugging me then threw up all over my shirt.. LOL

ever since then even the thought of hugging her makes me sick lol i know its not her fault she threw up it wasnt on purpouse but still freaked me out lol
 

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mrRuckus said:
If you throw around the word gay like it means something, I have news for you. You're a tool.

I'm a tool? hahaha. Yeah, i'm the vibrator your bird has to use because you can't get her off.
 

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Bump
 

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The Sperminator said:
You stop checking up on their myspace or facebook.
I still check up on her facebook, but that is because her boyfriend and her are still really good friends of mine.

I broke up with her about a year ago, but still like to hang out with her.

comic_relief
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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