"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Okay, so this girl and I both like each other (or atleast her friends tell me she likes me) and so I've chilled with her a few times but was c*ckblocked all the times I hung with her. So Friday night i saw her for liek 2 seconds and then i had to go and later that night she texted me and was like I have to talk to you..not bad lol

so the next day on the way home from snowboarding i called her and we decided to hang out and then i called her back and was like ohh by the way what did you have to tell me...and shes liek dont worry about it ill tell u later. so what do you guys think it could possibly be.

NEXT...there was a party to go to last night so me her my friend and her friend decided to go for a little then my friend and i were thinking of inviting them back to his house for some poon. (btw thru this night i was stoned cause i couldnt drink) so we hang at the party for like an hour - girls are drunk and so is my friend - and so i'm like alright this is bad, you guys wanan go to Jon's(my friend's) house and so my girl gave her friend like the "eye" if you know what i mean like the GOOD eye lol. but her friend i'm assumign didnt want to go. am i in here or is it still questionable.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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She's predicting sex...make it so that she can't predict it.



She probably is playing the anticipation game with you. She just wanted to see how you'd react when she said "oh I'll tell you later"....If you reacted in a cool fashion, you passed....if you got over excited and gave it away, you failed.

That is all.
 

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Originally posted by DJ4Real
She's predicting sex...make it so that she can't predict it.



She probably is playing the anticipation game with you. She just wanted to see how you'd react when she said "oh I'll tell you later"....If you reacted in a cool fashion, you passed....if you got over excited and gave it away, you failed.

That is all.

and how can i do that?
 

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****y and funny....

When you guys are chillin at your place or whatever....and she's all over you, touching you and whatever.....Say something ****y and funny "I knew that you wanted to have sex with me, I could see it in your eyes" she'll say something like "wow, you're amazing"....then you could say "I know, and as amazing as I am, I wasn't planning on having sex with you"....she'll be shocked "really?!" you could say " Yeah really....don't look so shocked, I'm not all that easy..".....and the convo could go on for 10 minutes....
 

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haha i like that im not that easy part thanks dude lol
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Originally posted by DJ4Real
****y and funny....

When you guys are chillin at your place or whatever....and she's all over you, touching you and whatever.....Say something ****y and funny "I knew that you wanted to have sex with me, I could see it in your eyes" she'll say something like "wow, you're amazing"....then you could say "I know, and as amazing as I am, I wasn't planning on having sex with you"....she'll be shocked "really?!" you could say " Yeah really....don't look so shocked, I'm not all that easy..".....and the convo could go on for 10 minutes....
No, that's stupid. At that point she's already saying she wants to have sex with you, so why continue to try and tease her with words when you could be banging her? Girls tease, don't be a girl.
 

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Originally posted by familyguyfan
No, that's stupid. At that point she's already saying she wants to have sex with you, so why continue to try and tease her with words when you could be banging her? Girls tease, don't be a girl.
Teasing and being a "girl" is like comparing bananas to celery.......

Obviously, you are the predictable type of guy....... Girls PREDICT that guys are going to instantly take the sex because we are "guys."
 

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no no see i don't know if she wants to have sex just cause we haevn't even made out before but i see where u guys are coming from
 

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Originally posted by DJ4Real
Teasing and being a "girl" is like comparing bananas to celery.......

Obviously, you are the predictable type of guy....... Girls PREDICT that guys are going to instantly take the sex because we are "guys."
That's not what I'm saying. It can be very effective to tease the girl while you're still gaming the girl, but in the scenario you gave it is pointless. In that scenario the girl has already said she wants to have sex with you. So why not just go bang her instead of continuing to talk? If it's in a situation where you can't have sex with her at that moment (if you're at school and she says she would have sex with you) then yeah that's fine, but it's stupid to do it if you are in a position where you could f*ck her right there.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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