"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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1st date! Any suggestions

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Yeah, stupid Americans an Ozzies! Go UK! (except the welsh) What-ho chaps!

Ahem, besides that opentoadvice you're a right nobber for all those question marks, my page looks really wierd now. Can a kind mod please cull them a bit? 1 gets across the point just fine.

By the way you've come to a site teaching people how to enjoy life and get tons of ass. You then say the people here aren't getting any. Erm, isn't that kind of like going into a gym and telling eveyone there they're unfit? The people there are either very fit, being trainers or athletes, or trying to get fitter. So your insult was somewhere between stupid and meaningless.

Anyway congrats on that!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Mods, lock this thread up. It ain't going nowhere and some of y'all just hating.
 
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and some of us are tryin to constructively criticise
 
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Originally posted by JSH
and some of us are tryin to constructively criticise
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Well actually I remember somebody trying to back the guy up and It was to be used the word "some" including opentoadvice. I 'd hate to be him. Really.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

Read more...

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Dumbas.s, read the thread title.
 
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