"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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18 Y.O. (HB8) chick grills the Ninja Man.

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Cute petite 18 y.o. (HB8) chick at my part time grills me tonight for her Psychology class..LMAO

Do you have a girlfriend?

How many long term relationships have you had?

When was your last relationship?

Why'd you break up?

I told her bring me in to your college class for show and tell. I'll straighten all you Facebook twitty tweetin' kids out!
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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methinks 'tis a guise from the fair maiden to discover a little of the Bold Knight dressed in Whites' svxual history.... mayhap young wench wishes for a ride on this princes' mighty stallion.:D
 

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Purefilth said:
methinks 'tis a guise from the fair maiden to discover a little of the Bold Knight dressed in Whites' svxual history.... mayhap young wench wishes for a ride on this princes' mighty stallion.:D

Nah dude. lol. This chick is less than HALF my age. I think she's pretty sure or has already been told my age as I don't hide it. Chick is a huge flirt. I can guarantee she's got several orbiters. And there's no way in hell I'd bother with a chick younger than 25 IF that.

I've talked with her off and on for a few months. First time I met her she told me I should go out and be "adventurous". Now dudes would think "Oh she wants it!" But knowing chicks like this she's flirting her azz off (does it with other dudes) and as soon as someone calls her bluff she'd fold like a deck of cards and run off.

I'll let her play with the younger dudes. There's waaay too many hotties of all ages at that place and I talk to every friggin one of them. Just work and play could not be "good for business". Though there are some older chicks 26 and up that are promising. Customers too.

Dudes I work with are always getting numbers from chicks. I've gotten several myself. It's a gold mine!
 

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too many questions from young hos = BS

It's nothing. I found it amusing. Nothing to worry about.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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And of course you should have answered those questions in a totally non-serious way...

Do you have a girlfriend? "I have 16"

How many long term relationships have you had? "2774.5"

When was your last relationship? "What time is it?"

Why'd you break up? "Too many billy goats."

etc
 
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