"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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18 Y.O. (HB8) chick grills the Ninja Man.

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Cute petite 18 y.o. (HB8) chick at my part time grills me tonight for her Psychology class..LMAO

Do you have a girlfriend?

How many long term relationships have you had?

When was your last relationship?

Why'd you break up?

I told her bring me in to your college class for show and tell. I'll straighten all you Facebook twitty tweetin' kids out!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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methinks 'tis a guise from the fair maiden to discover a little of the Bold Knight dressed in Whites' svxual history.... mayhap young wench wishes for a ride on this princes' mighty stallion.:D
 

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Purefilth said:
methinks 'tis a guise from the fair maiden to discover a little of the Bold Knight dressed in Whites' svxual history.... mayhap young wench wishes for a ride on this princes' mighty stallion.:D

Nah dude. lol. This chick is less than HALF my age. I think she's pretty sure or has already been told my age as I don't hide it. Chick is a huge flirt. I can guarantee she's got several orbiters. And there's no way in hell I'd bother with a chick younger than 25 IF that.

I've talked with her off and on for a few months. First time I met her she told me I should go out and be "adventurous". Now dudes would think "Oh she wants it!" But knowing chicks like this she's flirting her azz off (does it with other dudes) and as soon as someone calls her bluff she'd fold like a deck of cards and run off.

I'll let her play with the younger dudes. There's waaay too many hotties of all ages at that place and I talk to every friggin one of them. Just work and play could not be "good for business". Though there are some older chicks 26 and up that are promising. Customers too.

Dudes I work with are always getting numbers from chicks. I've gotten several myself. It's a gold mine!
 

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DonGorgon said:
too many questions from young hos = BS

It's nothing. I found it amusing. Nothing to worry about.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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And of course you should have answered those questions in a totally non-serious way...

Do you have a girlfriend? "I have 16"

How many long term relationships have you had? "2774.5"

When was your last relationship? "What time is it?"

Why'd you break up? "Too many billy goats."

etc
 
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