"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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18 Y.O. (HB8) chick grills the Ninja Man.

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Cute petite 18 y.o. (HB8) chick at my part time grills me tonight for her Psychology class..LMAO

Do you have a girlfriend?

How many long term relationships have you had?

When was your last relationship?

Why'd you break up?

I told her bring me in to your college class for show and tell. I'll straighten all you Facebook twitty tweetin' kids out!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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methinks 'tis a guise from the fair maiden to discover a little of the Bold Knight dressed in Whites' svxual history.... mayhap young wench wishes for a ride on this princes' mighty stallion.:D
 
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methinks 'tis a guise from the fair maiden to discover a little of the Bold Knight dressed in Whites' svxual history.... mayhap young wench wishes for a ride on this princes' mighty stallion.:D
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Nah dude. lol. This chick is less than HALF my age. I think she's pretty sure or has already been told my age as I don't hide it. Chick is a huge flirt. I can guarantee she's got several orbiters. And there's no way in hell I'd bother with a chick younger than 25 IF that.

I've talked with her off and on for a few months. First time I met her she told me I should go out and be "adventurous". Now dudes would think "Oh she wants it!" But knowing chicks like this she's flirting her azz off (does it with other dudes) and as soon as someone calls her bluff she'd fold like a deck of cards and run off.

I'll let her play with the younger dudes. There's waaay too many hotties of all ages at that place and I talk to every friggin one of them. Just work and play could not be "good for business". Though there are some older chicks 26 and up that are promising. Customers too.

Dudes I work with are always getting numbers from chicks. I've gotten several myself. It's a gold mine!
 
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too many questions from young hos = BS
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It's nothing. I found it amusing. Nothing to worry about.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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And of course you should have answered those questions in a totally non-serious way...

Do you have a girlfriend? "I have 16"

How many long term relationships have you had? "2774.5"

When was your last relationship? "What time is it?"

Why'd you break up? "Too many billy goats."

etc
 
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