she looks like a comic book character for fuks sake...obscenely small waist, super thick muscular legs, perfect ass
people who look like comic characters are incredibly rare
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
1 million cash or a girlfriend who looks like this and is very loyal
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people who look like comic characters are incredibly rare
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
just continue to work obsessively hard on being super fit/jacked and be the best package I can be
don't sit there and recommend hitting on women who look like that in real life. Any girl with a 10/10 body like that has a boyfriend. The 1 in a million who is actually single is looking for a professional athlete/movie star
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When you say you will never get a girl who looks like that you’re right, but not for the reasons you’re thinking. The woman actually does NOT look like that in real life. She’s pretty and fit but she used filters in those photos. I mean an ass that big and no cellulite? And I think she stretched her torso a bit too much in the beach pic.
I’m beginning to understand where your high looks standards are coming from though: photo shopped images of fit women.
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The money.
That's just a female who excessively works out. I'm not really a fan of muscley females, not entirely sure why you are.
A nice body is great and all but a slim body is all I really require. I'm having sex with her vagina not her chest, ass cheeks, or stomach.
That's just a female who excessively works out. I'm not really a fan of muscley females, not entirely sure why you are.
A nice body is great and all but a slim body is all I really require. I'm having sex with her vagina not her chest, ass cheeks, or stomach.
here's a video of her with no picture effects - still insanely hot. She's a great athlete too
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
would lick every inch of her body, srs
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Not saying she’s not attractive. She is. Better to look like that than be obese.
You can see she’s actually more muscular in the video than the photoshopped pics.
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different girl - that's a different fitness model, although she's gorgeous too
I see no downgrade between the pics to the video
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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Dave likes muscles and doesn't care about boobs. Hmm.
I'll take the money. I think the girl looks freakish, like it doesn't belong in nature. It seems like putting the girl on a pedestal to be setting her worth at a million dollars. Besides, even if she was completely loyal, she could still have other red flag issues. Like what if she is a FRIGGING B!TCH, for example?
I'll take the money. I think the girl looks freakish, like it doesn't belong in nature. It seems like putting the girl on a pedestal to be setting her worth at a million dollars. Besides, even if she was completely loyal, she could still have other red flag issues. Like what if she is a FRIGGING B!TCH, for example?
I like ass, hips, thighs and calves - don't care that much about boobs
the point of the thread is that the girl would be nearly perfect - she is not a *****, she would be chill as fuk
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Some guys don't. Deesade didn't care about boobs IIRC.
I actually find it embarrassing how much I like boobs. It defies all logic.
to me this is a horrible bodySome guys don't. Deesade didn't care about boobs IIRC.
I actually find it embarrassing how much I like boobs. It defies all logic.
this is the girl in the OP before surgery - still a 10/10 body
those thighs and hips are absolutely glorious and you can tell she's an athletic beast, probably fawks like a lion too.
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
if you have a good job, save and invest intelligently for 15 years, you can get a million bucks
none of us here will ever have a girl that hot and definitely not one that hot who would be loyal to us. I gotta say, I have no idea why she got implants, her natural boobs were perfect
@zekko, I blame people like you who think it's necessary for a woman to have big boobs to be hot that influence these ladies to get fake tits. Natural B cups on a female with an athletic body is perfect
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You're making a natural mistake. I said I like boobs, I didn't say they had to be big boobs.
lol
her natural ones pre surgery were perfect. I don't understand why so many women feel the need to destroy their bodies with silicone
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I hate fake boobs.
But I have seen a few boob jobs I like. Penny's from Big Bang Theory appear to have been tastefully done.
Speak for yourself bigdave, I have no problem getting hot girls, been doing it since middle school. So if you feel like your not capable of pulling hot women then that's your own lack of confidence, also, any guy in there right mind would take the mill, unless there already rich.
Any guy(not you as you claim) can always have the opportunity to get a hot girl, unfortunately most people will never come across a million dollars, and you mentioned saving for 15 years? Tomorrow is not promised to no one so that's not something to really bank on.
Any guy(not you as you claim) can always have the opportunity to get a hot girl, unfortunately most people will never come across a million dollars, and you mentioned saving for 15 years? Tomorrow is not promised to no one so that's not something to really bank on.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.