"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
DIESEL
Master Don Juan
You should only do it. 4-6weeks on.. 4-6 weeks off.
Front load the cycle doing..6 a day for the first week, then taper off to 4 for the next 5 days then down to three till you go through two bottles of 1-AD.
BTW, if you don't have AT LEAST TWO YEARS of solid training under your belt... you don't need 1-AD. Learn to fukking train/eat first.
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LionFox
Don Juan
Ultimately, I decided to cut it.. It just didn't seem to be helping at all.
NEWBIE101
Senior Don Juan
Agreed. Also, make sure that you're 18 before taking any kind of Phormone.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
DIESEL
Master Don Juan
I'll jump on again when my cals hit sub 2000 for the last 3 weeks of my cutting cycle... it should definitely curb much if not all inevitable muscle loss when dieting that low to kill that last stubborn bits of body fat.
I'm pretty sure if I was training/eating for size, I'd put on some nice mass using 1-AD
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enkai
Senior Don Juan
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
I have put on close to 30 lbs already this year, and about 10 last year. The weight gain has more to do with eating more than once a day, than any supplement. In fact creatine and the cheapest protien I could find are all I have taken. I have gone from eating about 2000 calories of SHVT, to eating about 3000 of good wholesome food, and protien suplements added in with that! I would get 900 calories a day from COKE in the past. Changing my diet alone has taken some hard work, and discipline at first but now I dont think about it. I know my body fat percentage has increased by 4 percent since last september, from 14.9 to 19. Is it the healthiest no, but I am worried about bulking up rigth now. I had my bf% tested with calipers, electrical impedence and in the bodpod. I have access to the human performance lab at school, which is cool, because i can get a very acurate LBM reading and can desgin a diet from there. So, I know most of my gains are muscle for sure. If could either not gain wieght but lose BF% ill be happy, or if i could gain more muscle and keep the same BF% ill be happy!
The chances you'll have any extreme side effect is slim to none. Consult your physician before you take anything if you're that uptight.
I've taken pretty much everything from Biotest Laboratories (e.g. Mag-10, Tribex-500, Methoxy7, etc.) in quadruple doses, 1-AD/4-AD, 1-AD/4-OXO, Hydroxycut, Boldione, 1-Test, etc. etc. I can safely say that I have not had any of the side effects a lot of non-users tote these products to have. It's also good practice be qualified to take any of these products as in... train fukking hard and have trained fukking hard for at least a year and a half, know what you're done, understand how your body works, and especially, don't take anything if you're just looking for a miracle drug.
If you're really afraid of the side effects (which are helluva lot more hyped than the products themselves), and you do take one of these products... you'll experience the side effect through a placebo effect. In other words, if you're scared enough, you'll hallucinate that you have side effects from the drug, but you really won't have it.
I'm on my 3rd cycle of Hydroxycut/L-Tyrosine right now. No side effects. Notice I said cycle. I do a lot of unsafe things (for lesser folk) like quadrupling dosages but that's what my body and mind can take. Oh, for those who don't know... Hydroxycut used to contain a lot of Ephedra which was the core ingredient in speed. I'm on a 3rd cycle of the old Hydroxycut. I guess you could say I'm a tweaker.
Steroids over prohormones? Nah. Prohormones actually requires you workout hard. Steroids requires lots of experience, many years of bodybuilding, and all brawn, no brain. You wanna get fuct? Use your DJ skills and knowledge. Don't use drugs.
And remember kids... use drugs, don't abuse them.
"I use drugs. I don't abuse them." - Aiken Drum, drugged out Argentinian SoSuave.com Moderator.
As far as i am aware 1 test shouldnt convert to estrogen so gyno etc shouldnt be a prob - i could be wrong tho.
Any consensus on an effective dose? I was looking at 6 a day rather than the recommended max of 3. Twenty days on ten off and repeat. What do you guys reckon?
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.