It’s always fun this time of year to hear all the single moms poor mouth online and “I might be a struggling single mom but I’ll do whatever I have to, to make sure my kids have a good Christmas!”. Meanwhile the b!tch is dating a deadbeat Chad who ain’t contributing but yet she’s putting out the sympathy feelers hoping a beta bux will respond. Except this year isn’t working. Beta bux be no responding to her cries for help. I’m seeing this all over various platforms of social media and it’s hilarious. Hell I’ve even had a feeler put out on me by some single mom that told me last year “let’s just be friends” after a few dates. Yet, right on cue, I get a text last week that pretty much said “was just thinking of you, it’s been so long since we’ve spoken, I’m sorry things didn’t workout between us. I don’t know what I’m gonna do this Christmas, I don’t make enough at my job and this year has been hard and I want my kids to have a good Christmas. If only I could find someone to help me”. I busted out laughing at the message. God I love this time of year!
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
‘This the season I guess
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
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So she turned you down and now she wants you to pay for the kids of the guy that she did choose to bang. Wow. It's a shame you missed out on this quality woman.
I'd reply "yeah, it's a real shame you didn't bang me instead because I would have worn a condom. If you want you can come over right now and suck me off"
Ew, no. She’s aged bad from what I can tell. She went from a solid 7 to barely a 5 now. Time hasn’t been her friend at all. You’d think she’d be begging me to date her but all she wants is money for her bastard kids. I’m good.lol
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Well, at least you have the satisfaction of knowing that you dodged a bullet. Imagine being stuck married to her.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.