“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Homecoming.

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here's the plan. i'm gonna not jack off for 5 whole days before the dance. then i'm gonna grind extra hard and try to see if i can jizz in my pants. that would be LEGENDARY.
 

Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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Hahahahaha


Lol in all seriousness, that would be extremely embarassing man, but then again im sure it would make one hell of a story
 

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it would be AWESOME. do you think anyone would notice?
 

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depends how thick your pants are and what your o face looks like.
 

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BongDuy said:
you'll probably just get a lot of pre cvm in your pants, unless she is really stimulating your penis, or you're just totally turned on
idk man...if you've ever gone aweek without doing the deed, literally a light touch can cause you to jizz...
 

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dude holy ****...hc is tomorrow and i have not done it since monday. i seriously have not been as horny since the start of puberty as i am right now...it's SO HARD to keep myself from doing it. i think i really might just jizz in my pants...
 

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Well guys, I didn't make it. I just did the deed. I managed to convince myself that I would for sure *** from just slight rubbing (based on how horny I was) and that I wouldn't want to risk people finding about my Homecoming ambitions.

JESUS ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO NOT JACK OFF, if you've ever tried it. This was a record-setter for me, five days I guess.

The trap I fell into:
first i start thinking about sex
then i start looking at pictures
then i think "im just gonna look at porn without jacking off"
then "oh im just gonna jerk a little without going all the way"
and then whadda ya know...
 
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