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    AND for my 1000th post, I present to you: the sweetest girl in porn :)

    Now THAT'S what we call a quality woman!! :) http://www.efukt.com/21063_The_Giggliest_Girl_in_Porn.html
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    Oneitis for So Suave?

    0 by 40 :up:
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    The Faces Behind the Username

    http://24.media.tumblr.com/f476fcc027d9360bc113bb46f720fed2/tumblr_mlas731I451rf5vsao1_500.gif
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    FR: Finally landed myself a date after 2 months of straight flaking.

    Hmmm why does everyone think I have performance anxiety for my first time? I really don't. I haven't done it because she hasn't let me. Here's what happened the ENTIRE 3 MONTHS of going out with her: make out intensely REALLY INTENSELY at first she didn't even let me take her shirt off...
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    Arggghhh... David DeAngelo and his LOSER ad...

    You guys are ALL losers. Because you don't have Google Chrome's AdBlock installed.
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    FR: Finally landed myself a date after 2 months of straight flaking.

    Took her out to the movies last night then back to my place. I put some music on, lit a couple candles, and we just cuddled on the couch for a couple hours talking, with me gently caressing her body all over, softly kissing her everywhere, telling her how pretty she is and how much i care about...
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    Oneitis for So Suave?

    hey fwck YOU man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that second video is definitely Naughty Ninja type of humor. I'm pretty sure he shot it actually. The actor in the video is packers!!!!!!! See here http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=ugd0UcP3Deo#t=133s
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    FR: Finally landed myself a date after 2 months of straight flaking.

    Hey now yo9u were in high school once right? Or middle school...
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    Oneitis for So Suave?

    Ninja there is no SoSuave. You are in fact the only human here. Each "poster" is just a separate identity that I control. Yes I control them all. The "posters" you know as Purefilth, Atom Smasher, bradd80...even packers are actually all me. You spent all this time trolling SoSuave, yet it was...
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    Reconquer this girl

    Bjerte the third!!! Oh thank you NN for attracting more goodness
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    NEED HELP: Never dated, terrible at body language/flirting...

    Go to Youtube Go to SimplePickup's channel Watch and learn Do what they do Fwck the DJ bible for now you don't have any reference experience for it to help
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    FR: Finally landed myself a date after 2 months of straight flaking.

    I appreciate all the input, I really do - yet you guys are all projecting your own girls onto all this She's not a princess, not even close. Sweet, quiet country girl who loves her brother and sister and has spent the last 2 years taking care of kids who are not her own. When I tell her she's...
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    So Suave bvtthurt “DJ vs. DJ”

    State of the Forum Address Ladies and Gentleman, I, President Sageproduct, would like to tell you all today, that the scientists of SoSuave have concluded that this thread actually contains more content than 90% of SoSuave threads.
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    FR: Finally landed myself a date after 2 months of straight flaking.

    You cheated on and hit your gfs? I can't roll with that man. Her parents told her the guy was a POS but she defended him saying he wasn't. He hit her across the face in a parking lot. Don't know how you can cut that one any differently. She told me one of the hardest things she ever had to do...
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    FR: Finally landed myself a date after 2 months of straight flaking.

    Cuddling on the couch, watching Suits. During the intro sequence I turn to her: Me: Hey, you're my gf. Her: Okay. We've been spending every weekend together for a couple weeks now, texting a little bit almost every day. She's starting to open up to me just a wee bit but is still super quiet...
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    FR: Finally landed myself a date after 2 months of straight flaking.

    Update: she is now my gf I have never had a gf in my life before Update: I am still a virgin
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    Quitting SS indefinitely

    Need to be more productive with my time. I don't do anything here anymore besides troll, and the end of the school semester is coming up. Gotta focus for now. Cya dudes, I'll be back P.S. packers you're one nasty creep man. I can't believe you had cybersex with me, how gross of you to do...
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