"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Ladies and Gentleman,

I, President Sageproduct, would like to tell you all today, that the scientists of SoSuave have concluded that this thread actually contains more content than 90% of SoSuave threads.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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sageproduct said:
Ladies and Gentleman,

I, President Sageproduct, would like to tell you all today, that the scientists of SoSuave have concluded that this thread actually contains more content than 90% of SoSuave threads.

President Sage, I do realize that this thread makes me sound like a bit of a retard, but it was taken out of context! If you read my posting history in its entirety I'm sure you will realize that I am FULL retard, and have been for many, many years!' Hahahaha
 

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Naughty Ninja said:
President Sage, I do realize that this thread makes me sound like a bit of a retard, but it was taken out of context! If you read my posting history in its entirety I'm sure you will realize that I am FULL retard, and have been for many, many years!' Hahahaha
:( dont EVER go full retard bro!:down:
 
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