"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Vitaly licks Nutella off chicks booty's @ Ultra Miami 2013

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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y No Love 4 This Video?!?!
 

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Zion said:
The dudes at SimplePU are awesome :yes:
Maybe they are if you're 12 years old. The Chinese guy and the Indian guy give off the pure metrosexual vibes, no offense to them.
 

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LMFAO said:
Maybe they are if you're 12 years old. The Chinese guy and the Indian guy give off the pure metrosexual vibes, no offense to them.
They do their thing well, but I don't think they are hardcore gamers. They focus more on comedic value for youtube, and their project go is just really basic game stuff, they just break it down in a complex way. But what they do as far as pickup isn't anything special.

OTOH, Vitaly is the MAN! :cool:
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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LMFAO said:
Maybe they are if you're 12 years old. The Chinese guy and the Indian guy give off the pure metrosexual vibes, no offense to them.
do you even lift bro
 
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