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Next time you get the urge to drunk dial, go out to the sidewalk, get down on your hands and knees, apply forehead to pavement at high velocity repeatedly until urge to drunk dial passes or you pass out from blood loss.

I'll take the other road... Next time keep your **** in your pants.

Every woman is different, some you can't neg on, some don't take kindly to kino... some don't care for C&F. There is no one formula that will always get you numbers. It sounds like you acted appropriately in the environment and for that girl to respond and give you a number. Definitely don't...

Best you'll ever get back up to is 2-3 times a month. I don't find that acceptable at all... sex is an important part of a relationship. You're gonna have to next her... or chop off your balls.

I have a whole bunch of cousins with different last names from mine... I add women to my page all the time who are relatives and would seemingly be unrelated to myself. My GF knows most of the last names in my family... but she didn't always. I also see her add guys to her page all the time...

I wouldn't touch a girl younger than 22... anything before that brings way too much drama into the mix... even 22 is a stretch. But it's all personal preference, and 22 is 7 years my junior of course... You also have to evaluate your goals... do you just want to **** something hot? Then go for...

Sperm can live inside a woman for a long time, so it's not just 3 days you have to be concerned about, and some women are very fertile and some guys are very potent... Don't believe for a second that it is hard to make a baby.

There is absolutely no chance of getting pregnant by swallowing sperm. The two systems, the digestive and the reproductive never cross paths.

It's not the popular answer by far, but if she wants to wait you might want to find out how long she plans to wait and respect her wishes for the most part. I escalated pretty fast with MY GF in the first few dates and when her shirt came off, she told me the same thing. She told me she'd like...

Might have something to do with the fact that you want to take them out to the middle of nowhere late at night...

Haha I hope for your sake you're telling the truth here... as an IT professional I can tell you that sounded absolutely retarded. :p Best solution is to watch porn that you are absolutely sure is legal... if you ever come across a site or file that is not legal immediately delete it and...

Story of my teenage years... But in the end I put my foot down and told her it would ruin the relationship if we didn't try being more... I got some action for a few months and then we went our seperate ways. After we broke up we remained friends, until she met her now husband. That's when all...

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say you should stop being C&F when they start flipping out... maybe a bit before then. There's also a difference between C&F and just being an *******... are you sure you're doing it right?

PB&J Eggs Cheese Bread Pasta Oatmeal Cheerios Easy Mac Tunafish Hot Dogs Ramen Bagged salad Milk Tomato Juice Orange Juice Cranberry Juice Grey Goose Jameson Every few weeks I might get fancy and make some pesto sauce or a batch of chili or other made from scratch thing that...

It was years between the current GF and the last one... so I really don't remember too much, the first one was more of an FWB situation and we were both highly inexperienced. Sex was a fun 5 minutes and she rarely came. The current GF... as we've gotten to know each other the sex has been...

It would be screaming insecurity IF he had once answered her questions and then she continued to ask... however if he has answered none of them then she is probably even more curious because it sounds like something bad happened with the ex... avoiding a topic makes it evident that there is a...

This suit is a NOT black. -Borat

I'm gonna play Devil's advocate here... lets just pretend there may be more to the story than we're getting. Have you ever said one word about your ex to her? Perhaps she is curious why you won't tell her anything. My GF asked about my previous girlfriend and I told her what she wanted to...

Seriously he signed up 9 years ago... I'm going out on a limb this is a complete joke.

If you see them wearing a thong intentionally past the waistline of their pants... I'd go on a limb and say they are seeking attention from the opposite sex. But in general you can't judge a woman by her underwear. My GF will wear a thong if she thinks I'm going to see her underwear that...