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Courtney love: Hey Axl, will you be the god father of our child? *Everyone laughs* Axl Rose: (directed at Cobain) Hey! Tell that b**** of yours to shut up!!! Kurt Cobain: (Sarcastically at Courtney) Shut up, you b****! *Everyone rolling on the ground with laughter* Axl walks away pissed...

lol Daven. Walk in public with a white girl and get attention, and then walk in public with a black girl. Tell me the difference. In your position now im sure you cant tell. But yeah there is a difference. I also think the appeal with white woman and black guys is that it was forbidden...

hmmm fk yeah I think you guys are right.. I wont contact her again. If she contacts me when she gets back, then I'll give it a shot in person cause this facebook sht destroys game.. If she doesn't then NEXT

White people are the top of the sexual food chain.... mkay? Now listen... Who wears the pants in an all white relationship? The man! Who wears the pants in an interracial relationship? The white The white girl holds the reigns. She can have anyone she wants.. The black guy? He NEEDS...

What did she mean by: "You should know that the last thing i want is a relationship." Im guessing she is either playing hard to get or is just fed up with failed relationships which Im sure we all are!!!??? I doubt the last thing she would want is a relationship with a famous rock star, so...

Him: wow that car is old, does it really still run . omg its all plastic inside You: Actually no it doesn't run anymore, my legs fit through the bottom and I run around like in the Flintstones... Him: wow that car is old, does it really still run . omg its all plastic inside You...

gimme a slim girl over fat boobs anyday im not really interested in big boobs. I prefer a slim girl with a nice ass. 36C is a great size for boobs IMO

I was 10. Was awkward at first, but it got better the more we kissed We always used to touch eachother anyway, so it wasn't such a big deal

yeah Spax, you one of THOSE guys. You think all woman are *****s, especially if they dont wanna fk YOU. As if that makes any sense.. How would you react if someone said that your mother is the town bicycle and she likes a good ride? :rockon:

If he called your gf the town slut then i think you are justified in kicking his A$$. If however someone told you that he did, i woulda walked up to him and asked him to his face infront of your gf and her bro whether he said such a thing.

Everyone of atleast average intelligence already knows that marks in school or univeristy etc do not represent how smart a person is. Only dilluded parents believe that ****

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Money fades too. Money and looks are just bonuses on the side. You need to be attracted to a person, yes, but attraction is also emphasized by personality. People who are fun to be around become more attractive over time. Maybe you should just look for someone who makes you feel alive...

If you are looking for love in the looks of your partner then you are setting yourself up for failure :cry: looks fade

When he says "you're a lucky man bro" you say "Its got nothing to do with luck! I is just da best candidate for the job BRA!!!" pull down his pants while hes gaming your girl. Its funny for everyone and it will put him in his place and make him a nervous wreck :moon: Otherwise you could...

*Sigh* Creating such a list might be setting yourself up for failure. I try not to have expectations because then i cannot have perceived failure. Im assuming perhaps that this list is not what you are LOOKING for but what you perceive to be your best match in a perfect world =) Mine would...

Get a hooker or hang out at parties where girls get totally trashed and sleep with random guys. You will pick a girl up easily and then you will see that sex is not what you expect. You are putting too much importance on it, like most virgins do =P Its like drugs. You think its this big thing...

IMO, internet relationships = bad idea.

a "Friendly" headbutt? :crackup:

A neg? hmmmm... me: "u know, i think a Raider jersey would look good on you" hb: "oh thank you!" hb: "They suck though" me: "Yeah but that jersey totally doesn't go with your shoes/hair/eyes!" Too ****y not so funny me: "u know, i think a Raider jersey would look good on you" hb: "oh...