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Weight loss will make ALL fat people bone-able. It's truly amazing. I have seen before/after photos of fat chix I wouldn't even THINK of touching.............to, "I'd bone her in a second!" especially after seeing the post weight loss photos. Humans are not designed to stay obese. Why do think...

Seize the opportunity and ask her out NOW. If you don't..... I WILL then!

As all we men know- femmes.....or "girly-girls," wear make-up; like showing their pretty feet off with sandals; wear pink; gossip; are outspoken; use the cellphone all day long....and are often VERY hot. Athletic girls by contrast, wear almost no makeup; love sports; are very book...

The experts say 7-8hrs/day is all you need. If you sleep as long as you wanted- you can easily exceed 10hrs, no problem. The downside is that your tiredness cycles start occuring past 9hrs. When I broke my collarbone recently- I was logging 10-15hrs/day of sleep(nothing to do)......and my...

Like yourself, gunslinger- I too no longer have a license, or own a car. However, my circumstances are very different than yours. I lost my priveliges to drive, due to driving under the influence, and totaling my brand-new Porsche. I have been sober two years now- but a judge still thinks I am...

Do lots of chin stretches- look straight up, as high as you can see, with your bottom jaw protruding. Do three sets of 8, and then do side-by-side chin stretches(turn head and point jaw towards each shoulder, as far as they can go....no hands, please). Cut the salt intake, and drink a gallon of...

Get your US passport, first. Go to your local county building, and apply for a passport. However, you will first need to provide the county clerk with two, 2x2-inch color photos of your mug. Go to a FedEx/Kinkos to get that done. Also, when at the county clerks' office- you need two forms of ID...

China is finally implementing their de-population/population-control objectives, now. It can happen anywhere. Damn the illuminati!!!!

I have a brand-new, 2006 Cannondale F600 Furio mountain bike frame(size L), and some misc. parts I can sell you(like wheels, saddle, bars, etc- no fork, though). With the right street slicks + disc brakes- this bike builds-up to an awesome sub-25lb. urban commuter. PM me if interested, for pix...

Please don't tell me you ate only Subway sandwiches, Jared. J/k!!! No, seriously- I lost 50lbs riding a mountain bike for 9 months. I bought a really expensive, 19lb Cannondale bike(to ensure I will ride it!).....and there is nothing I can eat to gain all the weight back. The fat is flying off...

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing......you already told her TWICE!!! J/K!!!

With your command of the english language- even working as editor, for a large publishing company sounds good. Every software company, needs a good proofreader too. They cannot afford to release stuff with grammatical errors, and misspellings. Use your degree.......or lose it- it's entirely up...

Dongfu is right- ALL drugs suck. I smoked meth for over ten years, and watched myself go from a successful stockbroker, to a homeless street urchin, trying to hustle a free hit from anybody. I lost everything...and then some. I now have over 15 months clean, and I refuse to live that way ever...

She looks Barbie-Doll........plastic.......yes- I'd still drink her bath water....

It's ALL about total calories.......calories IN vs. calories OUT. It's really that simple! Maintain a daily caloric deficit- and the fat slowly(and SAFELY) comes off...

Hey, I waited until I was 20. Celibacy has NEVER in history......killed anyone. Don't be so desperate- it happens when it happens......

What I mean by sneaky inside a relationship is that they keep tabs of all the fights the woman starts, and eventually use this weak ruse, in their defense. The sneaky part is that they secretly conspire to set their girl up for a fall, in the not too distant future. Especially if the girl has...

Symptoms: -Secretly resentful -Quiet -Sneaky -People-pleaser -Cannot accept own faults -Too nice -Violent outbursts, when provoked -Keeps tabs of everything -Never argumentative -Agrees with everything -Stubborn -Unmotivated in life -Complacent -No eye contact -Weak handshake...

I honestly believe there is a cure for cancer, AIDS, out there. And, it's not based on synthetics. In fact- its 100% herbal, and big pharma never wants us to discover it.

I take a single SAN Tight! and aspirin. I down them with a zero-carb Rockstar....and the heat is ON!!!