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I've always had a thing for punk/scene chicks. And just found this effin' gorgeous girl on myspace while I was just goofing around. What's the best way to write a pickup letter to some chick off of myspace?

Nononono. God no. She's legal.

One-sided, though. I can only see her. How do I turn it sexual? (I've never even thought of this before, but I want to try). thnx.

I was at work one day and my swing manager (the scourge of the Earth) was yelling at me. She really had no reason to be, except that food was coming out slowly. But, that would be the cooks' collective fault. Not mine. She started telling me what a worthless employee I was. She finished...

I'm single... and she's recently separated. She's incredibly hot and she used to be my drama teacher. I wanna hook up and I get the feeling that if it can be pulled off, it'd be awesome. Any thoughts or advice?

I was at a family Christmas party tonight and the strangest thing happened. This girl who used to be my cousin, only by marriage (there's no blood line) hit on me hard core. She tried to kiss me and everything. Problem: I'm 20... she's 14. :nervous: Anyone else creeped out? I'm...

You seem to have it good from here, brother. If she flakes, lose the number. Well done on the approach, by the way.

Since moving out of my house, I'm living with three other guys. I've known two of them for about 6 years and one for only a few months. I moved in while two of the roommates were in Iraq and they've since come back. I was never supposed to stay here, but it just has sort of worked out like...

You never know... some people could get off to that.

Oh, excuse me, doctor. Either provide a link with scientific proof of that number or except that fact that I have a bigger penis than you. I await an apology with baited breath.

5'10"... 8 inches. I think I'm set.

Well, Salvatore, I thought about drugs... but then I realized I didn't wanna go to jail and be buttraped by a man called Tiny for a few years.

What are some ways to keep money flowing in during time between jobs? Like, say, for instance... I need to make between 350-400 dollars by the end of this month (hypothetical). What would you guys suggest? I'm looking for a job right now, but that takes a while. Any ideas to keep funds...

I can't believe this is even a question. Jesus t*ttief*cking Christ. If you say you love her, which it is possible at your age, then you should have enough respect for her to do what it all entails. Give her your heart or break up with her. For god's sake, broheem. My girlfriend lives in a...

Hahahah Not a bad idea. Just take the change at the end of the day. I'm heading out later to go look at jobs and pick up a copy of "The Greatest Salesman in the World". Thanks to kyphan, who recommended that. Any other advice guys? Is there a bootcamp lesson or anything? haha.

I lost my job today from Wal-Mart. I worked in Sporting Goods and there was a botched gun sale. I'm blessed with the fact that I'm in no legal trouble, but it still sucks. I'm living on my own with three other guys. One of whom doesn't like me (But he's a d ick, so I don't care). I need a...

What are some of the tell-tale signs?

Always give a second call. Seriously. It's always worth a shot. After that, if no one answers and no call is returned, f uck it. Don't leave a message on the second call, though. That's just my general rule.

My girlfriend lives in Maine, while I live in NC. We have looooaaddsss of phone sex. But she says that lately what we do isn't doing it for her anymore and she craves the real thing more and more. How can I get the phone sex to more resemble the real thing? ANY HELP AT ALL IS APPRECIATED!

yeah... not really sure what happened there. My cmoputer kinda froze for a minute and then... boom. There were three posts. Sorry to take up board space. haha