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These are my first impressio0ns of a girl. This is a drunken account from august '08. She is just as tall as me, with red hair and brown eyes, I guess she is older and has probably been to more places and can drink more booze than I can. Clearly I suffer from some petty obsession/ Tonight...

Well its been a long time since I posted and even longer since I read these forums, so please forgive me if the community has heard these ideas and moved past them. I know nothing new can be said about PUA but sometimes it helps to hear something a second or third time. There is a world...

This is an ongoing problem I have when trying to tell stories, of which I have a lot. My stories are good, with lots of little funny quirks and getting side-tracked, but the ending always falls flat, or leaves them wondering what happened next. I'm going to tell a story now, to take up space and...

You've got a high voice. You're losing your hair. You've got a small d!ck. You have bad skin. You're ten pounds over weight. You're a lousy public speaker. Your hair sticks up. You're pigeon toed. You're still a virgin. You have a speech defect. Everybody has these insecurities, they spend more...

and cut it out of your vocabulary. I see a lot of guys on here using the term, and I know a lot of guys in real life who throw it around a lot too. I personally do not like the term 'sloot' (that's how we said it in my old neighborhood) because I think that in addition to being hypocritical (I'm...

This girl is a Friend of a Friend, she's a very confrontational and difficult person, as am I. Really. she's so tough that I think it gets in her way, prevents her from meeting men. As a result, she's pretty hot but starved for ****. So starved, in fact, that she's gone dyke. Not really...

Firstly, I know that it's against the rules to reply to a thread outside of that thread. Some voice in my head is telling me that what I'm saying needs saying. Can I bring you up to speed? The move: give her a kiss and then lean back, saying "just for being you." He didn't say on the cheek, but...

Now and then I see a post where some young, inexperienced kid asks about impotence, he's had trouble getting it up for his first couple experiences and he thinks something is wrong with him. Usually somebody says "This has been asked and answered." and somebody else says "Gee I dont have that...

Where do you draw the line, and decide its time to next? I saw a post earlier today "OMG, my girl is going to lunch w/ another dude!" now personally this wouldn't bother me. I've been in exclusive relationships, and if the girl goes out with other guys and I get a night off, that's great...

People are funny, aren't they? All human beings are inherently selfish, very very few give money to charity or volunteer in soup kitchens (or whatever.) I don't do this kind of stuff, it's a good thing to do but I believe that the best thing I can do for humanity is to increase my own station...

My first post was something like "method for a gloomy guy," I wanted to get more chicks without giving up my natural demeanor. Basically I was lambasted, people said it would never work, that i could only get depressed goth chicks. Well darth vader taught us that there is GREAT power in the dark...

First of all, let me say I was never mean or hurtful to this girl, named M. I just broke up with her, and maybe I wasn’t upfront enough when we initiated the relationship. My second mistake was trying to remain friends, and continuing to be honest w/ her about my personal life. She and I...

I talked to my ex girlfriend (M) the other day over the phone. We've been over for about a month now, now lingering feelings and only a little hostility between us. But she wanted to know the real reason I broke up with her, because I had given her a couple different answers. I told her the...

Hey, I actually have something original to say, for once. My father used to have a terrible fear of people saying no to him, and then he got a job as a TELEMARKETER. Then every time he was at work, all day, there were people saying no to him, cussing at him, telling him to eat sh!t and get...

I lost my virginity about 7 months ago, to a girl who was very health/disease concious, worked for an organization called HIPS (sex worker outreach) and generally just aware of all the risks out there. She knew I was a virgin, and to make a long story short we had unprotected sex all...

The last couple girls I kissed were giving me small, closed mouth kisses. Maybe I've been out of the game for too long, but in highschool and my (other) college all my girlfriends wanted to suck face, stick their tongue in my mouth, cover me in spit and it was awesome. That's how I like to kiss...

There is a new girl at my job, she is 26 and I'm 21 but she doesnt yet know how old I am. I know I can pass for 25, but I decided I'd rather dodge the question rather than lie. If she asks, I'll say something like 'Im not quite as old as you, but I wont hold it against you." anyway, I got her...

First lemme introduce myself. I am a 21 year old virgin, I beat my meat 2x a day... when I'm really busy. I also smoke pot every day, this is how its been for two, three years. I've had a few girlfriends and I ate their pussies, got head a few times but since I jack off so much I had could never...

First lemme introduce myself. I am a 21 year old virgin, I beat my meat 2x a day... when I'm really busy. I also smoke pot every day, this is how its been for two, three years. I've had a few girlfriends and I ate their pussies, got head a few times but since I jack off so much I had could never...

There's a girl in one of my classes at college, she's Nepali, beautiful, I'm sure we have nothing in common but I want to get back in the saddle and I think she would make a good mark. I already know I'm not her type, I swear alot and often forget to shave but basically I'm handsome and tall and...