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Ahhhh... the Golden Era of Don Juan... those were the days. F'uck, you know what it is though? First of all, they feed off our want for sex. Most dudes are starved for it, and women take advantage of that. Second of all, we really can't do much to retaliate against a woman, because it'll...

Just say no to crabs.

Lorenzo... good kid. Haven't heard much from him lately. Anyone still around that knows where that old Don Juanizising bastard went off to? F'uck, and about the temper ****... man, get a punching bag. S'hit, I used to punch walls... bad idea. I still have scars on my knuckles for doing that...

You serious man? This is basic material my friend. Kino, charm, confidence. You gotta go and take what you want... and she'll dig you for that. No fear, no reservation, just let her know you've got balls, and she's gonna wanna see 'em. It's a scientifically proven fact.

be an ass Basically, if the dude's gonna be an ass to ya', you gotta be a bigger ass back. If he's got no reservation in embarassing you, then the rules of war apply, you got the same right to use the same weapons against him. Or you can just give him an "I'm pissed off as all f'uck. You're...

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop to take a look around, you could miss it." - Ferris Bueller's Day Off "I'm Rick James, *****!" - Rick James "I dig music." - Almost Famous

Warning: The hb 10 is a myth and to envision a woman as a 10 will blind you... and that's about it. Thank you for your time.

You are really, really, really, really sexually starved, and that's natural, but it's gonna bite you in the ass. If you worry less about sex and more about having a good time with a woman, the sex will come. And once you got a woman into you after showing her what a charismatic charming piece...

Experiment with clothing, find your own style, keep yourself clean, and you're good to go. And a pair of kick-ass shoes are crucial. I've gone out and caught women taking a glance at a man's footwear. A woman will always notice your shoes.

Thanks Hitler, for a most useless, racist post. What's next, a complaint about the "mud males" taking your job? Hell, with all these women going for the "putrid mud males", it seems that these women are enjoying this genetic attack a lot more than you are. Hey, Pete. Your insecurity's showing.

Everyone has their own style. Just go with yours... ...But remember to always have a pair of kick ass shoes for whenever you're going out. Chicks have a tendency to notice that s'hit. :D And yes... always be clean regardless of what your style is. Hell, even if you got a f'uckin 2-foot...

You're gonna have to confront the kid, buddy. Don't let him pull that "friendly" bull**** on you around your friends. Give him the ol' cold shoulder (make sure he gets frostbite) and tell him to f'uck off and quit being a two-faced bastard if he keeps on you. As for the calculator, that's...

I'm baaack... again... Once again I come back, older, wiser, and with a mind more entwined to the power of rock and roll than ever. Quick Rock lesson: Rock and Roll is not a style of music, it's a way of life. Everyone is presented with chances to do something great and unforgettable. It's...

Oh, and Leon, remember that the girl might just be messing with you in a friendly kind of way. Just because she's playful doesn't mean she's flirting with you or showing interest. Don't misinterpret the signs and come on to her all heavy and s'hit, because it seems to me you may still be deep in...

When did Maddox join the f'uckin' site? Damn! (Don't know what the hell I'm talking about? Go to Maddox.Xmission.com) Heh, dude that's funny... unless you're being serious, then... nahhhh, it's still f'uckin' funny. Move her ass out of the way... priceless.:D

Since you can't really make out with your girl at school, school's not really a fun place to see your girlfriend, so here's what you do: 1) Occasionally eat lunch with her at school. 2) Give her a little slice of your busy weekend to hang out and do more than hug. This is good because you...

None taken... if you'll pay my bus fare to get me the hell out of here :D. Later, DJBedford.

Unless you got a way to communicate with your girl on a regular basis, and I'm usin' communicate loosely here (as in making physical contact with this girl at places other than your school or getting ass at least once a week), your relationship has almost no chance of flourishing. Sad but...

Here's what my response to this would be: My first response would be the obvious "What the f'uck?" After which I would maybe scratch my head for about a second and wonder whether I should continue to mack this broad or what. Next I would straight up ask her "What the f'uck?" No...

What the **** are you here for man? You seem like yer doin' just fine. ****, unless you haven't gotten laid yet, you seem like a pretty social animal. ****, you even read the bibles man. Now I've got nothing to ***** at. :D Just let us know what you got problems with though, other than...