"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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    There is no way for a grown man to be as hot as a young girl.

    Even if you're giving them a nice place to stay, that's still giving them something. Next, they're gonna wonder if you're stupid enough to add their name to the deed or get married without a prenup.
  2. R

    There is no way for a grown man to be as hot as a young girl.

    What good are finances unless you're going to pay them? And what's the difference between that and a hooker? If they can get other guys to pay them, which they probably can, they would have to be stupid to do anything with me for free.
  3. R

    There is no way for a grown man to be as hot as a young girl.

    I am already 30. I will only continue to age. I can definitely work on finances, maturity, and things like that. But if young girls already think I'm too old or not attractive enough, that situation is not going to improve. They will probably go for guys their own age. We all know that money...
  4. R

    Should I hit on my wardrobe consultant?

    I had a free meeting with a wardrobe consultant today as suggested by @guru1000 . She's coming over to my house on Friday to look at my clothes, then we're making plans to go shopping, starting with the Hugo Boss store. Most likely, I will not do anything because it would make the shopping...
  5. R

    How to properly introduce yourself at a bar?

    A couple minutes is a super long time for a conversation. One time, I tried the 3 second rule, I ended up just standing there with nothing to say after 3 seconds.
  6. R

    Do Any of You Have Experience Dating Russian women?

    More importantly... Does she suck d1ck?
  7. R

    Respect the hustle...how do you pull women?

    "Game" is just the ability to get women to sleep with you. It doesn't have to be fraudulent.
  8. R

    Poor luck on tinder

    What was your opening message?
  9. R

    How to properly introduce yourself at a bar?

    Through my drunken haze last night, I can remember several times when I had opportunities to start conversations, but didn't.
  10. R

    Quality > Quantity

    How come you can't show the girls face in your picture? All vaginas are stinking holes. Even the "freshest" of them.
  11. R

    Quality > Quantity

    And realize your prize is a stinking hole that will take half your money and alimony and child support. Is any girls pu$$y actually special? No.
  12. R

    Critique me here

    Being a medical student and actually being a doctor are two very different things. It's kind of like a 4 year old telling you they want to be an astronaut versus actually being an astronaut.
  13. R

    Quality > Quantity

    Tell us what your career is. It would give us a better picture. How much did you make in FY 2016? How much do you expect to make in FY 2017?
  14. R

    Going down town right now

    https://www.dropbox.com/s/a704b44lvdbjqr6/1111171747.jpg?dl=0 This is a pic that was too large to let me upload that reminded me of the tragedy mask from Shakespeare, which is why I posted those masks. I took it in one of the bathrooms of the bars down town tonight.
  15. R

    Going down town right now

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  16. R

    Going down town right now

    Okay here's my night all said and done. I'm home after finding an Uber home. Nobody is doing what I'm trying,to do. Need to push. Their personal life isn't as glamorous as their bartending, stripper life. How to properly introduce self? Red pill aside, that's a huge step. Something as simple as...
  17. R

    Going down town right now

    Two girls to fvck and suck me.
  18. R

    Going down town right now

    Because they're stupid rip off dorks,
  19. R

    Going down town right now

    What's a malt? Give me a drink order.
  20. R

    Going down town right now

    Is there any sophisticated way to drink alcohol? I probably should just not drink. It would make me stand out in a good way to be social while drinking water or juice. But if I am going to drink... Anything better than cheap beer? Several months ago, I started ordering vodka martinis, but that...
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