MatureDJ
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
This Woman Rejected All 5000 Men Who Applied to Date Her
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
BaronOfHair
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Quote the article: "Most women complain about getting too many messages on dating apps. Vera Dijkmans had the opposite problem — she got exactly what she asked for and still wasn’t happy about it"
When Tyler Durden lamented the absence of war in The Post-Industrial West in 2000, entirely too many of us fellas just nodded our heads subserviently... A year later, we got our wish(20 f-cking years of what was essentially a 3rd World War. The likes of which still hasn't quite concluded), and yet we STILL groan: "There's no opportunity to be a warrior anymore!!!"
We're often willfully blind to the abundance which surrounds us
When Tyler Durden lamented the absence of war in The Post-Industrial West in 2000, entirely too many of us fellas just nodded our heads subserviently... A year later, we got our wish(20 f-cking years of what was essentially a 3rd World War. The likes of which still hasn't quite concluded), and yet we STILL groan: "There's no opportunity to be a warrior anymore!!!"
We're often willfully blind to the abundance which surrounds us
Gamisch
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I recently dealt with a woman like this.
It's a headache. There will be countless orbiters and ofcourse the stubborn crazy exes who she actually will use for all kinds of favors.
Women like this dont need OLD. Hence why the male female ratio is 70/30 . OLD would give such a woman more options , more headache tor her.
I dont know what to say. This is just life. When you start actually attracting women like this you know you're doing something right...
It's a headache. There will be countless orbiters and ofcourse the stubborn crazy exes who she actually will use for all kinds of favors.
Women like this dont need OLD. Hence why the male female ratio is 70/30 . OLD would give such a woman more options , more headache tor her.
I dont know what to say. This is just life. When you start actually attracting women like this you know you're doing something right...
Slowhandluke
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Slowhandluke
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regardless of how attractive she is, some guy some where is already tired of her shiet... and old age will catch up with her sooner or later...
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
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She is the type of woman who needs to be grudge fvcked in the ass and taught a lesson 
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MatureDJ
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Nah, I'd just spread those long legs wide, and pump away up the orifice that evolution has given us.She is the type of woman who needs to be grudge ****ed in the ass and taught a lesson
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
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average girl vs. hot girl
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I’d hit it before you.
you go girl! Reject those losers!
Broooootal bro.
dude be careful with those BP videos.. it’s just too much Brutal Truth man ;P
MatureDJ
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OLD is pretty much a black hole.
Identikit_Radiohead
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This MID thinks she's "too hot to work". The 10 million tiktok ****s/simps who followed her, gassed her up too much Absolute brainrot. Imagine dating her?
Absolute brainrot. Imagine dating her?Slowhandluke
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This MID thinks she's "too hot to work". The 10 million tiktok ****s/simps who followed her, gassed her up too much
only human
-the matrix
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
tksniper
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When I was younger and used to work at Victoria Secret, I met quite a few extremely sexy women that would never even dream of using online dating. Their instagrams would be private. But in person they were surprisingly easy going and attainable, even for casual flings.
I think online everything skews people’s perception of reality. This woman most definitely cannot attract 5000 high quality men in real life. In fact I am willing to bet most high quality men would be sick and tired of her intolerable ego.
I think online everything skews people’s perception of reality. This woman most definitely cannot attract 5000 high quality men in real life. In fact I am willing to bet most high quality men would be sick and tired of her intolerable ego.