Recent content by napoleon

3 d1cks in a day is a methaphor man!:crackup: I don't know how many she's had. That's the whole poit of this thread. But I decided this. My health comes first...if she is a hor and lets me go for not fuking her (that is if she only wants sex with me) so be it. In sex vs. d1ck, my d1ck always...

The main reason I don't want to fuk her yet is cause I want to know her better (not her personality, but I don't want to stick my d1ck in somebody that has 3 d1cks a day:cuss: , my health comes first. Yes, I wanna eat her too:D )

Every guy buys flowers, writes poetry and wants to have sex with her...so? Maybe she'll be a little intrigued why I don't want to have sex with her like every other guy...ar am I wrong (looks like it:))

OK, this saturday I'll see a girl I've gone out with 2 times, (1st time is the night I met her in the club, we made out), and I'm coming to her house this saturday. She is very horny :D . But the thing is I don't want sex right away so I was thinking that, when she starts to undress herself or...

I sure hope so;) Well, not LOVE, but be in love...there's a difference;) So I should leave her alone? No present for birthday?

OK guys make me fell all right. I feel like **** right now. Lie if you have to but console me...:) The thing is I just broke up with this girl, and I don't regret it but I feel like **** cause I hurt her. (she has oneitis with me) She was the gr8est girl I knew (personality wise) but she...

Act like a drumm..... and bang.

So I should treat her like any other chick?

I'll try it this weekend in a club. You come over to a girl and say: I've been waiting for you to notice me all night but now I'm tired of waiting... I'm... Whats up... Of course, you aren't waiting for her to notice you, it's just used as an approach.

OK guys, enough... Let's focus on something time worthy...

NO! It's true! I am a bartender that sells drugs (that I confiscate from criminals during the day) and sometimes I chuck out the guy who makes trouble. And I get all the girls:)

Damn, I need to get my parents out of my house and quick... Good thing she has her own car;), but it's freezing outside:(. If only it were summer...

What is your advice when a girl says that she isn't ready for a relationship but she is still going out with me, making out (no sex.......yet;)) Does she want to be just **** buddies...? Or is it ********- I don't want to have a relationship with YOU? I'll ask her- what is her definition of a...

In my opinion a good hairstyle can give you 1.5-2 points on the 1-10 scale. It is the single most important thing you can do to make your face better looking...

I'm mind fuched;) Oh, when I said flake I meant Stand her up. Since she never let me wait for her, but always said over the phone she won't make it I'll just write a sms: Listen, I won't make it today.... And never call again.