Recent content by kanaka

Since fat, short and bald have been mentioned. What about: You're too skinny?

I think he's trying to say the guy is a girly man and the girl seems to have the balls in the relationship. These roles should be reversed

I probably will never truly get over these but here goes. I was at a club with friends and they were all dancing while i was sitting on the couch drinking away and being bored when all of a sudden, this HB 9.5 came up to me and said "can i have this dance". I hurt my ankle slightly during a...

There's this friend of mine who is an HB7 7.5 ish. Who keeps calling/texting me when drunk and saying random stuff like "i love you man" "im truly deeply madly in love with you" or "bastard" or some other random ****e like these. Thus far i just ignore the msgs but i'm wondering if there is a...

I first make a facial expression that says "Are you high?, why would you even think that" then nonchalantly (or shrug my shoulders) look at her and say "someone has to be" This seems to shut the person up for me constantly and thus far has had little (if any) negative effects. However, this is...

Ditto. Funny thing is now they want to hook up and are not even bothering to conceal their interest

I know i smile too much. Im trying REALLY hard to get a poker face. I smile easily simply because i always have funny incidents playing around my head and human behaviour (mine included) in its entirety, amuses me, especially the foolish type. Smiling is good though as it draws people to you...

The "bump into your arm" thing is intriguing. I have a girl who consistently does that. Bumps into my arm. I'll hold her hand next time and see what happens. The hug thing is a given though...

Next time you see her, just flash a smile that says "i know what you did, you know what you did and thats your problem. Your loss". Don't say a word to her. Then live your life as normal and act like she doesn't even exists. I've found that this forces the girl to suck up and apologise...

You know what, you guys are right. Thanks.

She wont tell, just goes "tree hug...tree hug, you know....tree hug"

next time anyone says "i'll think about it" just say "i'm a busy man, i need to know now!". Usually you'll get an answer. If she still tries to keep you hanging or keeps p u s s y footing around then just tell her "nevermind" no chick should be telling you to bring a friend or playing the mom...

I checked online but all i could find is about tree preservation and 'green' stuff. I sense its a sexual innuendo. The trunk and bush combination analogy is interesting.

lol.seriously.

Lol. Hilarious answers here.