"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Protein Powder

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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They are easy for sure....everyone I know seems to love them. I've just never liked the yolk like that...it's kinda like a powdery weird texture to me
Ever try egg salad? The GF doesn't like eggs either. She mixes them with an avocado. 4 eggs with one avocado. It lasts in the fridge for a few days. That's her daily breakfeast.
 

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Ever try egg salad? The GF doesn't like eggs either. She mixes them with an avocado. 4 eggs with one avocado. It lasts in the fridge for a few days. That's her daily breakfeast.
I cannot stand egg salad. My Mom used to make me egg salad sandwiches growing up and I was lucky to get two bites in before throwing them out. Just yuck.

And eggs are one of the few things I don't like avocados on...just doesn't seem to go together taste wise to me.
 

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How about mixed in with tuna fish, or skipjack? With home made garlic mayo…mm I’m hungry now.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

Read more...

Pierce Manhammer

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Hard boiled eggs or both!
 
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