"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
At 93, he’s as fit as a 40-year-old. His body offers lessons on aging.
- Thread starter Pierce Manhammer
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Surprised to see just a normal looking gentleman. Thought it was going to be a click bait roided out dude with a gray beard pretending to be older than he is.
Muscle mass is the fountain of youth boys. (not roided out kill your heart shvt but natural muscle)
Muscle mass is the fountain of youth boys. (not roided out kill your heart shvt but natural muscle)
Scaramouche
Master Don Juan
Hi Pierce,
Good post....I was surprised to see that the Guy spent most of his life as a Baker and a Battery Maker....Neither profession does well on the longevity stakes...Flour gets into your lungs and throat causes big problems,batteries were Sulphuric Acid and lead!!!....Not much muscle mass,wiry as a Greyhound....Agree very much with Hanoi Jane that longevity is very much a reflection of Genes and Money I would add and moderation in all things.
Pierce Manhammer
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There’s some truth in what is said about having the physique of a canyon runner, as far as longevity is concerned.
I do, however have a question for you sir:
Do you do the fandango?
I do, however have a question for you sir:
Do you do the fandango?
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.