The Most Epic Pick-Up Line

[Hamurabimbi]

Excellent post. And sending you a hi-five on your success with those responses.

It's true. Women really eat astrology up. I realize that a lot of folks here aren't into it, but I'm fairly knowledgeable on the subject and it's given me a lot of mileage with women.

I'll share a story of my own.
In the state of Florida, our license tag renewal falls on the month that we are born. There's a sticker on the tag (at least back when I lived in FL) of the month due date. I spotted a gal getting out of her car with a "December" sticker on her licensee plate (odds were that she was going to be a Sagittarius). I chatted her up for a while and then...."ya know? I'm betting that you're a Sagittarian!" Her mouth dropped. It was that particular moment that lured her in. It took more than three weeks, but I eventually got her to bed.

I realize that a lot of forum members do not believe in astrology, but click on the below links and scroll halfway down. Click on the exact birth date of one of your ex's. See for yourself. Although some of the descriptions are cheesy and fluffy, you'll likely also see plenty of accuracy. I always try to get the birth date of any gal that I'm taking out beforehand. Looking up her personality traits hasn't failed me yet.

The Enchanting World Of Birthday Personality 2026 | Birthday Personality

The concept of birthday personality has always been a subject of fascination and curiosity. The notion that the day we were born holds clues to our unique

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Personality Signs 2026 | Birthday Personality

Many people believe that their date of birth can reveal a lot about their personality. While there are different systems of astrology that assign specific

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Birthday Compatibility (2026) | Birthday Personality

In the realm of love and relationships, the concept of birthday compatibility has always held a certain allure. The idea that the day we were born can provide

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I’ve never met a girl into Astrology.

 

[sosuave213]

I’ve never met a girl into Astrology.

Do they also have three legs?

Out of all the girls that have replied to me (~50 so far) only one didn't know anything about the Zodiac and the other didn't know what her sign meant.

 

[Hamurabimbi]

Do they also have three legs?

Out of all the girls that have replied to me (~50 so far) only one didn't know anything about the Zodiac and the other didn't know what her sign meant.

Simply knowing about Astrology doesn’t mean they’re into it. Most people are aware of astrology and know what sign they are. I do. But that doesn’t mean anything.

 

[sosuave213]

Simply knowing about Astrology doesn’t mean they’re into it. Most people are aware of astrology and know what sign they are. I do. But that doesn’t mean anything.

Based on my ROI, it means something.

Anyways, I opened with the pick-up line and gave her the standard cold read. Then asked this chick what her passions were and she typed me a dissertation:



What in the cinnamon toast ****? You guys are in over your heads if she's replying like this to all other guys on the platform. There's no way she has that much time, effort and energy to do that...

 

[MatureDJ]

Try this one:

When I first saw you, it moved.

 

[sosuave213]

What the hell? Lol

 

[BackInTheGame78]

Based on my ROI, it means something.

Anyways, I opened with the pick-up line and gave her the standard cold read. Then asked this chick what her passions were and she typed me a dissertation:

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What in the cinnamon toast ****? You guys are in over your heads if she's replying like this to all other guys on the platform. There's no way she has that much time, effort and energy to do that...

That's great. That doesn't mean anything if you can't get her out in person on a date or if she flakes on you or if she gives you the "we don't have any chemistry" nonsense after the first date.

It's a good first step, but that's all it is. Never make assumptions with women you haven't slept with yet on OLD. You will set yourself up for a lot of frustration and anger if you do.

Never assume you will ever see a woman again that you haven't banged and act accordingly to continue to add more women and set up more dates with new women.

People get frustrated with OLD and dating most often because they make assumptions that they shouldn't be making and then when they don't come true it creates a lot of frustration, anger and hurt. When you make no such assumptions you avoid all of this.

But if you are getting good responses and most importantly actual dates from the opener then that's great. Keep using it. I am a big believer in cookie cutter processes on OLD that I used to follow over and over again to get numbers, dates, lays, plates, etc. Once you find something that gives good results stick with it and keep doing it, tweaking as needed.

 

[sosuave213]

That's great. That doesn't mean anything if you can't get her out in person on a date or if she flakes on you or if she gives you the "we don't have any chemistry" nonsense after the first date.

It's a good first step, but that's all it is. Never make assumptions with women you haven't slept with yet on OLD. You will set yourself up for a lot of frustration and anger if you do.

Never assume you will ever see a woman again that you haven't banged and act accordingly to continue to add more women and set up more dates with new women.

People get frustrated with OLD and dating most often because they make assumptions that they shouldn't be making and then when they don't come true it creates a lot of frustration, anger and hurt. When you make no such assumptions you avoid all of this.

But if you are getting good responses and most importantly actual dates from the opener then that's great. Keep using it. I am a big believer in cookie cutter processes on OLD that I used to follow over and over again to get numbers, dates, lays, plates, etc. Once you find something that gives good results stick with it and keep doing it, tweaking as needed.

Gotta keep that pipeline going baby.