Pierce Manhammer
Moderator
Rana is a common nickname for girls in Italy. It means frog. Term of endearment.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Fun posting ridiculous OLD profile screenshots
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
BillyPilgrim
Master Don Juan
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Tbf, it's not easy being green.
IKO69
Master Don Juan
I wouldn't if I were you, I know what she can do
She's deadly man, and she could really rip your world apart
Mind over matter
The beauty is there but a beast is in the heart
Oh, here she comes
Watch out boy she'll chew you up
Oh, here she comes
She's a man eater
Solomon
Master Don Juan
These profiles are average from where I'm from
These women are batshyt crazy
America is finished the best option is get a passort and dip!
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Solomon
Master Don Juan
Dumpster fire!!!
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Master Don Juan
Once again this the average in my area, just wow
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Master Don Juan
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I_have_BDE
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typical trash I see on the OLD sites around here.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Solomon
Master Don Juan
I got a few more than I'm done cause honestly it's a waste of my time, but I enjoy the entertainment value of reading these
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No clue how guys are sturggling with online dating when you batshyt crazies like this lmfaoo
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oK iM DONE
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Doctor Europeo
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37? She looks like a grandma, Benjamin Button, and a dinosaur had a baby. A really old baby
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
I_have_BDE
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That's OLD. It's literally not even useable now. Too much trash.
Dust 2 Dust
Master Don Juan
I remember Solomon having some hilarious Tinder swiping videos on his Youtube channel. I laughed so hard watching those. "Another linebacker" lMAO.
Dust 2 Dust
Master Don Juan
The first looked hot in the thumbnail, but then I realized she's clearly lying about her age with those jowls and sunglasses to hide her crows feet.
Dust 2 Dust
Master Don Juan
Oh lord the 2nd one. Breast feeding on a fukking public dating app. Now I've seen it all.
Dust 2 Dust
Master Don Juan
Ain't gonna lie I'd hit it, but kids are a deal breaker for me.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.